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June 24 2011

"Nobody move. Stay absolutely still. The desk bunny is around here somewhere. Don't show him your fear, he feeds off your fear."

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Desk bunny? Might he have meant dust bunny? Ah, how can we possibly know the mysterious machinations of STM?
"I am the lord of all pirates! I've got the treasure map to find ALL treasure maps. Beat that, suckers!"
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:25

18 comments:

  1. Snugs7224 June 2011 at 07:54

    LMAO! Love the pirate one!

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  2. Anonymous24 June 2011 at 08:00

    Maybe STM mean these?

    http://www.karotz.com/home

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  3. Anonymous24 June 2011 at 09:03

    I can only think of this episode if The IT Crowd. The word is desk rabbit, but it is still very similar. 3:20 - 3:46
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nscm9f7Qf_g

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  4. adam lennard24 June 2011 at 10:54

    well i know i have never seen an episode of this! - adam

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  5. Lora24 June 2011 at 11:31

    Lol, love to see the pirates are returning. :D And a great quote, too!

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  6. Ben Baker24 June 2011 at 13:11

    Bunny = Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    You need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

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  7. AstoundMeGo24 June 2011 at 13:32

    @Redneck Genius that's EXACTLY what I was thinking :)

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  8. MsM24 June 2011 at 14:09

    Love the pirate one!
    I have cats so the desk bunny lives in fear at my house.
    @Anon> The Karotz thing is cute, but not for $200 :(

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  9. Marilyn B24 June 2011 at 15:33

    Someone has to ask if Adam has seen Night of the Lepus?

    http://classic-horror.com/reviews/night_of_the_lepus_1972

    Watch at own risk. It's unbelievably bad.

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  10. Anonymous24 June 2011 at 21:47

    I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think of Monty Python. lol.

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  11. LA/wts25 June 2011 at 00:00

    Obviously, desk bunnies are the workplace equivalents of dust bunnies: instead of dust, however, they grow and reproduce through piles of papers. This proliferation of documents naturally induces fear and anxiety in the office worker; and the bunnies feed on that stress.

    With the introduction of paperless offices, though, they have evolved into an electronic form - desktop bunnies..... 7@=G

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  12. Anonymous25 June 2011 at 15:50

    I moved my map of my treasure after you got your map of where all maps are!! so ha! find it now. :P

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  13. Anonymous25 June 2011 at 17:42

    I'm pretty sure he says "fuckers", not "suckers".
    Regardless, great quote! I suppose having a treasure map map WOULD make you the king of all pirates...

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  14. Anonymous26 June 2011 at 06:01

    Don't know if STM watches IT Crowd, but there's an episode where Roy gets stuck under a girls desk. Moss calls Roy a "desk bunny"

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  15. Anonymous27 June 2011 at 11:24

    or if he's seen "my neighbour totoro" - dust bunnies come in there!

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  16. Anonymous27 June 2011 at 20:20

    He doesn't say "suckers" he says the queen mother of all curse words, the f--- word

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  17. Anonymous29 June 2011 at 20:34

    http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_Jesus

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  18. Anonymous2 July 2011 at 05:32

    did anyone else think of that scene from jurassic park where the trex comes and the guys like "don't move, he can't see you if you don't move" haha

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