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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110624

June 24 2011

"Nobody move. Stay absolutely still. The desk bunny is around here somewhere. Don't show him your fear, he feeds off your fear."

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Desk bunny? Might he have meant dust bunny? Ah, how can we possibly know the mysterious machinations of STM?
"I am the lord of all pirates! I've got the treasure map to find ALL treasure maps. Beat that, suckers!"
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20 comments:

  1. LMAO! Love the pirate one!

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  2. Maybe STM mean these?

    http://www.karotz.com/home

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  3. I can only think of this episode if The IT Crowd. The word is desk rabbit, but it is still very similar. 3:20 - 3:46
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nscm9f7Qf_g

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  4. well i know i have never seen an episode of this! - adam

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  5. Lol, love to see the pirates are returning. :D And a great quote, too!

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  6. Bunny = Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    You need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

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  7. @Redneck Genius that's EXACTLY what I was thinking :)

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  8. Love the pirate one!
    I have cats so the desk bunny lives in fear at my house.
    @Anon> The Karotz thing is cute, but not for $200 :(

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  9. Someone has to ask if Adam has seen Night of the Lepus?

    http://classic-horror.com/reviews/night_of_the_lepus_1972

    Watch at own risk. It's unbelievably bad.

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  10. I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think of Monty Python. lol.

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  11. Obviously, desk bunnies are the workplace equivalents of dust bunnies: instead of dust, however, they grow and reproduce through piles of papers. This proliferation of documents naturally induces fear and anxiety in the office worker; and the bunnies feed on that stress.

    With the introduction of paperless offices, though, they have evolved into an electronic form - desktop bunnies..... 7@=G

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  12. I moved my map of my treasure after you got your map of where all maps are!! so ha! find it now. :P

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  13. I'm pretty sure he says "fuckers", not "suckers".
    Regardless, great quote! I suppose having a treasure map map WOULD make you the king of all pirates...

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  14. Don't know if STM watches IT Crowd, but there's an episode where Roy gets stuck under a girls desk. Moss calls Roy a "desk bunny"

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  15. or if he's seen "my neighbour totoro" - dust bunnies come in there!

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  16. He doesn't say "suckers" he says the queen mother of all curse words, the f--- word

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  17. http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_Jesus

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  18. did anyone else think of that scene from jurassic park where the trex comes and the guys like "don't move, he can't see you if you don't move" haha

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