"God is good. God is great. But I'm fucking mega-awesome! ...Fuck nuts."
or click here"I speak the truth. I am the superhero of words. Sentences are my weapons. I'll fuck you up with my oral armor."
|STM:||Sp— Spider... Spider!... Oh, spider. (lifts his right hand, and violently smacks his left hand, which is resting on his chest)|
|KAREN:||Oh, Baby? (laughs hysterically)|
|ADAM:||When I'm hurt, your not meant to laugh! You're meant to be concerned and show me sympathy.|
|KAREN:||(a stab at sympathy) Oh.|
|ADAM:||Oh? That's rubbish.|
|KAREN:||Here (rubbing his battered hand).|
|ADAM:||(pathetically) Oh-ho. There was a spider on my chest.|
|KAREN:||But it was your hand.|
|ADAM:||I didn't know that at the time.|
|KAREN:||That would be a HUGE spider.|