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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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July 23 2011

"Do it. Do it like a bear. All claws and cute little ears. Yeah, all that good furry stuff. Grrrr."

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"Oh! Oh, no no. Vegetables don't trip the light fantastic. They make accents of colour on a plate full of meat."
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13 comments:

  1. Why do I imagine that STM is talking about a very different kind of bear?

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  2. Maybe he's talking about http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/2849921137/coy-bear-wants-you-to-stop-it-some-more.

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  3. Can I just say that the second one is one of the most perfect things to come out of STM? 'Cause I just did.

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  4. Is the second one the most incoherent thing STM has ever said? I'm surprised though that it is so seldom that he says such incoherent things. I've always imagined most things coming out a sleep talking person's mouth would be nonsense like the second one. The things STM usually says are extremely coherent despite being weird.

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  5. Interesting note - The Light Fantastic and Colour of Magic are both Terry Pratchett books. Does STM like Discworld?

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  6. @anon I was thinking more this kind http://www.flickr.com/photos/addadada/3147414877/

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  7. @Morgan Not likely, no claws.

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  8. LMAO @ Omegagoo! That's too funny!

    I am sensing yet another vegetarian diss LOL! Great stuff!

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  9. Ah, a Terry Pratchett and Discworld reference. Now I'm happy. Great stuff!

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  10. Growing up (without Terry Pratchett sadly) we use to always talk about "Tripping the Lights Fantastic" or sometimes we'd "Trip the Litghts Fandango". No idea why, ask my mum.

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  13. It sounds like STM has been watching VeggieTales!

    Dancing Veggies on VeggieTales:
    http://youtu.be/iZjhjvLO4f4

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