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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110704

July 4 2011

"Recognition? You want recognition? Hmm... dog-faced, dumb-fuck spawn, boil-infested arse! How's that for recognition, cunt cheese?"

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Listen to this craziness: Adam said this in his sleep last week. But the batteries had died in the recorder some time before, so I missed it. A few nights later, Adam said this, word-for-word, again. But the amazing thing is that I had NEVER TOLD Adam about it. I never told him what he'd said, I never mentioned him that I'd missed recording something at all! It's like STM knew that this little gem had never gotten it's due attention, so he gave it another try.
"You panicked, and you ate it? Oh shit! Where am I gonna find twelve more of those little furry critters? Don't panic again!"
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9 comments:

  1. Cunt cheese! Delightful! Love STM.

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  2. I could just catch an American accent in that one...

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  3. I'm sure after saying the first one STM thougth: "Hmm...déjà vu?"

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  4. Another Gremlins reference?

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  5. Is this the end for the Hamster Chorus Line (or perhaps the Hamster Kickboxing Tournament)? 7@=Q

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  6. Then again, it could have been a one-octave chromatic Hamsterphone..... 7@=Q

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  7. Oh wow that first one does sound like there is an American accent. When did STM become American?

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  8. STOP EATING THE FUCKING HAMSTERS! How are the Hamsters supposed to express themselves artistically if you keep scarfing them down!

    And we're going to need 14 hamsters for the One Octave Chromatic Hamsterphone! Eight for the whole notes, and five for the halves!

    So get cracking! The monkeys are almost done with "Hamlet"! The Hamsterphone must be ready for the intermissions!

    And while you're at it, SERVE THEM HAMSTERS SOME BLOODY TEA!!! And give them some biscuits! They like biscuits!

    Oh yea! And a bit of cannabis for the Iguanas! Ah! Cannabis!

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