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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110810

Aug 10 2011

"Ladies and gentlemen, please remember to put your oxygen mask on first, followed by your favorite child."

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"Put your lemons away. Put them away! Did you not hear about the lemon law? This is serious!"
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There actually is a "lemon law" in the States, having to do with the sale of used cars that fall apart once you drive away. Although, that said, Adam swears he had never heard of it before.

15 comments:

  1. I'm imagining STM wearing an oxygen mask and his favourite child (maybe as a stole around his neck?)...

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  2. "Ladies and gentlemen, please remember to put your oxygen mask on first, followed by your favorite child."

    This should be epitomised on a T-Shirt

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  4. Often a problem, when you visit a Citron dealership.

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  5. Lol, I'm glad I'm not the only one envisioning stm with both an oxygen mask and a child on his self

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  6. if there is a list of what you don't want to hear on an airplane.... that first one will be near the top of that list... no doubt!

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  7. Karen, we need to find a way to make STM into SWM (Sleep Walkin' Man) to get out there and sort out these riots!

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  9. Re: Lemons

    Are you sure STM isn't channeling Portal 2 audio? (Uh, Portal 2 possible spoilers below, obviously):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyLUU3O4zW8

    ~DFM

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