"Ladies and gentlemen, please remember to put your oxygen mask on first, followed by your favorite child."
or click here"Put your lemons away. Put them away! Did you not hear about the lemon law? This is serious!"
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There actually is a "lemon law" in the States, having to do with the sale of used cars that fall apart once you drive away. Although, that said, Adam swears he had never heard of it before.