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Aug 19 2011

"How can I tell you you're as welcome as a 28-day-old used tampon infested by maggots without offending you?"

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Well, at least STM is considering someone's feelings for a change.
"Oh Jesus, you dumb bitch, it's not a boat it's a church!"
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Come now, why so harsh? It's a mistake anybody could make.


Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:24

11 comments:

  1. Kate19 August 2011 at 07:28

    oh good god, that tampon thing is one of the most disgusting things stm has come up with! i don't recall any tidbits about it; did you enjoy your glamping?

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  2. Anonymous19 August 2011 at 08:00

    My son have actually mistaken a church for being a boat. In his defense he was 1 1/2 years old and it was 3 km away in the dark.

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  3. Anonymous19 August 2011 at 14:21

    Maybe it was a Danish church? Those here at least look like upsideown boats.

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  4. MsM19 August 2011 at 15:14

    There IS this: http://hildadeschutter.blogspot.com/2011/01/church-like-boat.html

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  5. Bam19 August 2011 at 15:43

    karen, you might wanna look into a religion called the CHURCH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, our church is going to be a boat, we are working on getting it built right now..... google flying spaghetti monster and you will find out web site :)

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  6. Anonymous20 August 2011 at 01:16

    Have you been to Rutland Water lately. Where the church is one of the few things left above the water. STM could have read about that and I am sure many have mistaken the Church for a boat!! Priceless again.

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  7. Anonymous20 August 2011 at 01:56

    So, is STM calling Jesus a dumb bitch? Or whomever he's talking to and merely using Jesus as an expletive?? And does it really make a difference?? :)

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  8. misspattylynn20 August 2011 at 10:22

    I love how STM is often so VERY PRECISE when it comes to the EXACT number of days in his comments!

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  9. Lora22 August 2011 at 11:32

    Well, the central part of the church is called 'the boat', so Jesus isn't entirely wrong. ;) And here all churches have a model boat hanging under the ceiling.

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  10. Elise Giordano23 August 2011 at 19:32

    This may just be the most entertaining blog I've found in a while. It's given me a much needed laugh! Thank you!

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