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It would solve the problem of staining the front of your trousers (or possibly the back of your skirt), the problem of missing the toilet in a bleary midnight evacuation (provided there were nose urinals at a convenient height), the problem of leaving your zipper open and airing your "grievance", (umm, your grievance is showing). If you have a pet who pees on the floor and your house always smells bad, it would sort of fix that problem (since everything would now smell like pee and therefore perfectly normal). No more horror-grade catheters, or the candirĂº fish lodging itself in the urethra (it would be far less likely getting in the nose cause you'd probably usually pee with your head out of the water). I can think of lots of problems that would fix.
Adults and life would be so much better if we did take pom poms to work. Really, would it kill us to cheer each other on? Not that I can imagine STM cheering for someone else!
So I know this is probably a very stupid question but it is more about culture since I have never been to the U.K. Do you have cheerleaders like we do in the U.S.? I mean for College and Professional sports and the like?
I had to laugh at the peeing through the nose comment with the knowledge that the American Sign Language sign for urinate or "pee" is the letter "p" on the nose. Lol
"p" P pee pea, pom pom pom palm, gotta hand it to ya'... STM knose much to cheer about'n we're routin-tootin' for more nosy-snortin'noticable quips...hankerin4ahanky, pls. err, maybe pass the paper towels instead...
How about the world just not smelling uriny enough? Have to pee as soon as you start having sex? Come on, I'm not the only one who can think of these things, I'm I?
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I would love to know what problem nose peeing would solve!
ReplyDeleteI need the pom pom visual!
ReplyDeleteWhat problem could possibly require peeing through the nose? Maybe we don't want to know.
ReplyDeleteI should completely bring pom-poms to my work. I've only got 3-4 weeks left, I work at Tesco, I gotta have a bit of fun once in a while XD
ReplyDeleteI agree with the first and third comments. I must know what problem a person could have that peeing through the nose is beneficial.
ReplyDeleteIt would solve the problem of staining the front of your trousers (or possibly the back of your skirt), the problem of missing the toilet in a bleary midnight evacuation (provided there were nose urinals at a convenient height), the problem of leaving your zipper open and airing your "grievance", (umm, your grievance is showing). If you have a pet who pees on the floor and your house always smells bad, it would sort of fix that problem (since everything would now smell like pee and therefore perfectly normal). No more horror-grade catheters, or the candirĂº fish lodging itself in the urethra (it would be far less likely getting in the nose cause you'd probably usually pee with your head out of the water). I can think of lots of problems that would fix.
ReplyDeleteAdults and life would be so much better if we did take pom poms to work. Really, would it kill us to cheer each other on? Not that I can imagine STM cheering for someone else!
ReplyDelete"Well, if you peed out your nose, you wouldn't have that problem!"
ReplyDeleteEXACTLY........You'd have much BIGGER problems.
~DFM
nose peeing ICK!!
ReplyDeleteSo I know this is probably a very stupid question but it is more about culture since I have never been to the U.K. Do you have cheerleaders like we do in the U.S.? I mean for College and Professional sports and the like?
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh at the peeing through the nose comment with the knowledge that the American Sign Language sign for urinate or "pee" is the letter "p" on the nose. Lol
ReplyDelete"p" P pee pea, pom pom pom palm, gotta hand it to ya'... STM knose much to cheer about'n we're routin-tootin' for more nosy-snortin'noticable quips...hankerin4ahanky, pls. err, maybe pass the paper towels instead...
ReplyDeleteHow about the world just not smelling uriny enough? Have to pee as soon as you start having sex? Come on, I'm not the only one who can think of these things, I'm I?
ReplyDeleteThis is probably a reference to the recent Gerard Depardu peeing on the plane and his large nosed character he once did.
ReplyDeleteGreat conversation about the topic you discussed here.I really had great time on reading your blog since it has amazing information.
ReplyDeleteThese kind of post are always inspiring and I prefer to read quality content so I happy to find many good point here in the post
I would like to thank you for the efforts you have made in writing this article. I am hoping the same best work from you in the future as well.
@Cassondra: Not really, no. Cheerleading seems to be "in", however, after the popularity of High School Musical.
ReplyDelete*shudder*
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