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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110804

Aug 4 2011

Adam was making the little groaning sounds that always precede a bout of sleep talking. I tried answering him with my own little groan, with the following results.
"Shut up! I know it's my turn. Now back off. Shhhh."
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Sounds like STM was feeling a bit pressured to perform. But, in the end, he did not disappoint:
"I can't wear these pants anymore. They're just too tight. They're giving me cock cramp... FREEDOOOOOOOOOOM! Yeah, wiggle it. Mmm, feel that swaying? That swaying is freedom!"
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Don't forget, "pants" here = underwear. This one prompted this conversation in the morning:


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ADAM: I could paint one ball blue and one ball white.
KAREN: Are you talking about Braveheart?
ADAM: Yeah. Bravecrotch. FREEDOOOOOOOOM!

15 comments:

  1. cock cramp, the male camel toe. awesome.

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  2. i love your sense of humour, guys!

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  3. I'd probably watch Bravecrotch.

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  4. The first comment about it being his turn. I see this as STM telling Adam not to wake up as it was his turn with the body. All this is fine until STM wakes up and stays Himself... mmm?

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  5. I'd rather watch Bravecrotch staring Adam then Braveheart staring that nutso bigoted bastard Mel.

    Though I can't see Karen sharing Bravecrotch.

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  6. What's with STM and the nakedness?

    Anyway, this was owned! =D

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  7. Can I put this on my tumblr ? With credit, of course. PLEASE ?

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  8. "Bravecrotch"..... wasn't that one about Willy Wallace at the battle of Bollockburn? 7@=Q

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  9. @LA - Actually I'd say Bravecrotch would be anyone who slept with Paris Hilton.

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  11. I wear nothing under my kilt, because my crotch demands FREEEEEDOOOOM!

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  12. The male equivalent of a camel toe is called a moose hoof (nice, right?) but I do like the ring of cock cramp :)

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  13. I haven't been on STM in a while after usually daily page views. This is awesome.

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  15. Hahaha, I love how poetic "cock cramp" is! Cock cramp. Cock cramp! Cock craaamp.

    ... Sorry. D=

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