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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Sep 17 2011

"Well in that case, I need a box of wine, a hand grenade, and 50,000 butterflies. That should do it."

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Anyone care to hypothesize as to what he has in mind here?

32 comments:

  1. The butterflies drink the wine, as it is similar to nectar. Their random, drunken fluttering will then dazzle and distract STM's enemy while he throws the grenade.

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  2. No idea, but I'd love to watch.

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  3. It takes that many butterflies to carry a hand grenade, which STM will use in the great butterfly war of 2012 and that much wine for him to believe he can train butterflies

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  4. He's going to lure the enemy to a secluded location with the wine, throw in the hand grenade to kill them, then leave the carrion-eating butterflies to clean up the mess.

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  5. wished u hadn't asked... ... ...17 September 2011 14:57

    it is said that butterflies are free; to fly; at that they will, whilst in flight; shebang--- pop goes the world, a trail of plume behind them flutterings, accelerating the fuel that burns towards the onset of a thanksgiving celebrations to remember, all buzzed up and no where to go, but look up...waaay up...that's the highlife, and highly unlikely in STM terms i imagine, but his mindset has us all a qwivver anyhooooo.

    yes, that shud do it, i'll drink to that...beauti...i c stars...eat,drink'n b on yur merry way, gotta blow this joint, this isa riot, harhar.

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  6. He is preparing a bombing party. He invites some of his friends, if he has any, drinks the wine, alone or together, releases the butterflies to distract his enemies and throws in the grenade while he watching while drinking his well deserved wine.

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  7. STM is going to get the butterflies drunk, and then blow them up?

    That's all I have!

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  8. He's a very angry wedding planner

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  9. Well, he could just be making a fantastic art exhibit. Surround the box of wine with the butterflies, put the grenade underneath, and detonate. The wine goes up in a massive fountain and splash, and 50,000 butterflies fly off in every direction (some under their own power).

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  10. It's a Macgyver moment for STM. He's probably trying to take over a country or pick a lock or something.

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  11. Something that someone with a sonic screwdriver might do.

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  12. It's for his wedding proposal. He's going to start out with the wine, then release the butterflies, and if she says no, that's when he pulls out the grenade to make his escape.

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  13. inebriated armed butter flies + militant chihuahuas = certain doom for those who oppose STM

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  14. I don't know, but it sounds like a plan by Egon Olsen from 'Olsenbanden'. :P (That's a movie series btw).

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  15. So you'll be having the usual, then? 7@=Q

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  16. it's a peace demonstration!!

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  17. He's getting an (ugly) enemy drunk, blowing them up, then releasing the butterflies in celebration and to make up for the ugliness that used to exist.

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  18. He's gonna crash an ex's wedding...loudly

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  19. A trap for some unwary hippy vegetarians.

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  20. STM is a redneck lepidopterologist. Instead of a butterfly net, he uses explosives. And what kind of a redneck goes hunting without alcohol? The butterflies are released only to be hunted down.

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  21. I'm seeing a pattern emerging here about using animals (esp cute innocent ones, eg: chinchillas, butterflies)as, or related to, ammunition and aggression. I'm excited to see if more shows up! :)

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  22. Perhaps its based on the butterfly effect. Except instead of a butterfly flapping its wings and causing a hurricane, 50,000 exploding butterflies cause a global weather event and wipe out humanity... He would then require the wine to celebrate his victory.

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  23. Or STM's remembering the Stones in the Park concert featuring butterflies, drinking and violence, don't remember grenades though.

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  24. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?"

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  25. "Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?"

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  26. It sounds like a supply request the Doctor would make. Except Eleven would also ask for Jammie Dodgers, of course.

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  27. It sounds like channeling the spirit of MacGruber through his dreams. Why else would he need three seemingly random and useless things?

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  28. He wants to kill a lady, so he is luring her on a picnic. He will release the butterflies, and when she is distracted, he will pull the pin on the grenade and run :)

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  29. There is an alcoholic beverage sold on Bourbon Street call a "hand grenade".

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_grenade_%28drink%29

    So maybe STM was at Mardi Gras having a great time. Drinking and watching the floats go by...(floats=50,000 butterflies) Who knows? LOL

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  30. Biodegradable confetti for mardigras?

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