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Sep 5 2011

"Your training is complete. You may now outrun the alligator."

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"I think about death every day. I think about YOU every day. It's funny how the two go together like that."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:50

12 comments:

  1. A Daft Scots Lass5 September 2011 at 08:43

    Why would you NOT want to outrun the alligator?

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  2. Lora5 September 2011 at 09:24

    Lol, seeing the first I thought 'Star Wars quote!' But not quite. ;)

    Oh, fantastic quotes today.

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  3. Andreas B5 September 2011 at 14:26

    Funny how doesn't say "you can now outrun an alligator", as in having the ability to. He says "you may", as in you can be eaten by the alligator, or not, your choice.

    Since gators can run up to 20 miles per hour, I bet the person making a cameo in STM-land was Usain Bolt.

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  4. JamiSings5 September 2011 at 16:30

    Gators, shmators. Teach a person how to out swim a sting ray, STM.

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  5. Mike5 September 2011 at 16:47

    I thought the same thing, Lora. Maybe STM is a secret Sith lord.

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  6. LA/wts5 September 2011 at 22:43

    "I now pronounce you Reptile and Lunch......" 7@=Q

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  7. Lauren Helen6 September 2011 at 00:21

    Hahaha both really good ones!

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  8. Marilyn B6 September 2011 at 05:31

    I took the first one to mean, "Now that your training is complete, you may go ahead and outrun the alligator," as if someone was so eager to outrun the alligator that they didn't want to take the training in how to outrun the alligator.

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  9. Lora6 September 2011 at 13:25

    Mike, I'll believe that. ;) He's a Sith in hiding here on Earth.

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  10. Anonymous6 September 2011 at 14:45

    actually andreas... alligators can run up to 25 mph on short distances, but those are the smaller ones. the large ones can only maintain 7 mph when they "belly" run.

    both should be on a t shirt.

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  11. Aviva6 September 2011 at 18:59

    So...I wonder how STM outruns an alligator, since it seems that there is only one particularly King-STM-way to do it.

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