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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Sep 7 2011

"It's the plum police! The nectarines were never here, okay?"

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"Wiggle not, my maggot friend. Relax. I have a masseur for you."
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Wow. How tiny would those fingers have to be!

7 comments:

  1. what's even funnier is that there really is a Plum Police Department in that sleepy little town on Plum, PA. I wonder if nectarines have been banned there.
    http://www.plumboro.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=73&Itemid=87

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  2. "Wow. How tiny would those fingers have to be!"

    --- Or how large the maggoty friend would need to be... ew...

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  3. Anyone thinking of that episode of Torchwood with the mysterious "meat" thanks to the maggot comment?

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  4. Wow, I absolutely LOVE this blog. I added you to my blogroll - great stuff.

    Dreaming and odd sleep-behavior are fascinating. This makes me want to buy a motion activated video camera for my sleep-walking friend.

    I cannot believe he doesn't remember any of his dreams - they sound like they would be an absolute riot!

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  5. STM is a nectarine smuggler?

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  6. Sounds like a fruit salad gone awry... Love this blog!

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