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20111011

Oct 11 2011

"Ugh! Moses in a mosh pit, your breath stinks! Have you been sucking out my dog's anal gland? Pheeeeeeewww-eeee!"

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For those who, like us, have a doggie with an anal-gland issue, you can begin to imagine the horror of what that would taste like.

Also, I WILL find a way to use "Moses in a mosh pit" as an exclamation today.
"Sequins: A bag full of sparkly love. Mmm, sparkle sparkle. Yay! Sparkle sparkle..."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:56

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous11 October 2011 at 12:59

    Ugh, I have two dogs. When they have problems in that department, they have problems...Luckily it's never (or rarely) simultaneous, but uggh. >.<

    Love the "Moses in a mosh pit!" thing though. XD

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  2. Barkingkel11 October 2011 at 13:23

    My girlies would love little pink tees with the sequin saying on it!

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  3. OmegaGoo11 October 2011 at 14:00

    Yet another phrase I must steal from STM: Moses in a mosh pit! Best curse ever.

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  4. Anonymous11 October 2011 at 14:24

    STM must be thinking of a costume for halloween. sequins.... lol

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  5. JamiSings11 October 2011 at 16:04

    Is STM planning on going as 1970s Neil Diamond for Halloween then?

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  6. turtlesong11 October 2011 at 23:49

    "moses in a mosh pit" would be great on a t-shirt or a mug. stm must have been channel his inner jew. of course, he was late for yom kippur. and he probably hasn't called his mother, either. :P

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  7. LA/wts12 October 2011 at 00:06

    True: Moses in a mosh pit would probably be more entertaining than Jesus Christ on a raft......

    And maybe STM should go as Twilight Sparkle for Halloween? (perhaps you should unleash the Ponies on him).... 7@=Q

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  8. Cassondra12 October 2011 at 00:09

    OMG I have a shirt that goes along with the second one. Well at least a little

    http://www.cafepress.com/skatehumor60.32404155

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  9. JamiSings12 October 2011 at 00:29

    LA/wts - I would think of Moses was in a mosh pit Jesus would probably try to one up him and go to a rave.

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  10. Lauren Helen12 October 2011 at 02:42

    "Moses in a mosh pit" - love it! This MUST be the next big catchphrase!

    x
    culinarilychallenged.blogspot.com

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  11. Anonymous12 October 2011 at 12:49

    oooooo oooooo *horshack impression* I know.... dress Adam up as Rainbow Brite!!! and you can go as Starlite the talking horse!!! that way he can toss glitter around bringing cheer and rainbow colors to all!!!!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Brite
    http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=yfp-t-941&va=rainbow+brite

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  12. Joshua Brown6 November 2011 at 18:25

    I Googled "Moses in a Mosh Pit," and it doesn't exist anywhere, except on this blog, and articles referencing this blog.

    I was SURE that was an actual saying, but...no...

    STM is some kind of absolute genius! Like, a savant or something. Perhaps some kind of subconscious autism or Aspergers, or some crazy thing like that? It's dormant until he goes to sleep?

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