"Ugh! Moses in a mosh pit, your breath stinks! Have you been sucking out my dog's anal gland? Pheeeeeeewww-eeee!"
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For those who, like us, have a doggie with an anal-gland issue, you can begin to imagine the horror of what that would taste like.
Also, I WILL find a way to use "Moses in a mosh pit" as an exclamation today.
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