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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Oct 13 2011

"I'm gonna need about five more arms, three eyes, and an eighth more brain. Yeah. And then I'll be a one-man X-Box ninja fighting army! Bring it on, bitches!"

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"Oh, jeez. You're so pathetic, you're permanently halfway towards pity sex."
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10 comments:

  1. First! And OMG laughing so hard at 'pity sex'...

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  2. lol at the x-box ninja fighting army.... lovely.

    I don't know about some of ya'll.... pity sex works. when it comes to sex. I'm not to proud. I'll take it.

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  3. PERMANENTLY HALFWAY TOWARDS... Oh. Oh my. That's mean.

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  4. Gee, when did STM meet me IRL?

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  5. A 7-armed, 5-eyed ninja-fighting sleep talker with an IQ of 112.5? We're done for.... done for.

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  6. Anonymous (13 October 2011 19:34):

    I'm pretty sure STM's IQ is far higher than 100. He is a genius, a mastermind. Too bad he is an evil mastermind.

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  7. @Andreas: Masterminds are evil by definition: the Forces of Light Operating Procedures Protocol Ordinances (FLOPPO) requires all Grand Plans to be reviewed (and, inevitably, heavily amended) by a committee of ethicists, environmental consultants, copyright lawyers and Human Rights advocates; then presented to various focus groups for evaluation, before facing a vote in the General Council, which requires a 2/3 majority to pass said plan.

    It's a wonder anything gets done at all..... 7@=Q

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