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Oct 16 2011

"Don't stand so close to me. You've even got my asshole dry-heaving. Move away."

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Ugh. I apologize for posting this.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 12:26

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous16 October 2011 at 15:00

    OMG!! I haven't laughed that hard for a while! That is almost worthy of a Tshirt!

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  2. Lauren Helen16 October 2011 at 15:53

    Yuck yuck yuck, horrible mental picture, get it out!

    x
    culinarilychallenged.blogspot.com

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  3. Anonymous16 October 2011 at 18:26

    Never apologize. It's EXACTLY that kind of humor that keeps me coming back.

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  4. Ben Baker16 October 2011 at 19:44

    indeed. NEVER apologize. That was one of the best ever.

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  5. Anonymous16 October 2011 at 22:37

    t-shirt? Absolutely YES!

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  6. Anonymous16 October 2011 at 23:38

    ...with "Don't stand so close to me" in large font, and underneath "You've even got my asshole dry-heaving" in very tiny font. (So the person has to get quite close indeed to read it!)

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  7. mooshki17 October 2011 at 02:04

    LOL! 23:38's idea is perfect!

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  8. mooshki17 October 2011 at 02:05

    And I agree - never apologize, no matter how nasty it gets. Most people just use four-letter words to insult people - STM has made it into an art form.

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  9. Anonymous17 October 2011 at 05:22

    Hilarious!

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  10. Snugs7217 October 2011 at 07:30

    That was the best!

    Anon @23:38 - Awesome idea!!!

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  11. Anonymous17 October 2011 at 13:08

    I agree with anon 23:38.
    this is by far one of the best, it's up there with Butt cheeks ahoy! thar she blows!
    no need to apologize for it. this is why you made the website and started recording STM. besides it's what makes your blog so popular!!!
    I even know who to use that one on too. priceless, just priceless. nothing like starting out your day with a good snort of coffee on your computer screen. now if you will excuse me, I need a rag.

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  12. Fred Maywood17 October 2011 at 21:42

    LOL... Too funny.

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  13. Anonymous19 October 2011 at 03:46

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    And welcome to my blog ,
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    have a nice day .

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  14. Greg19 October 2011 at 20:31

    hahaha!!!!

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  15. Lisa19 October 2011 at 22:57

    I presume you'd been listening to Sting & The Police earlier in the day...

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  16. jp 吉平21 October 2011 at 01:06

    the fact that you apologized for it compounds the comedy factor

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