"The fruit flies have escaped! Hide your plums! Satsumas flee! FLEE! Oh, this is gonna be total fruitocide. Fuck you, avocado, you're on your own."
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I should mention here that Adam is allergic to avocado and that, to hide his sorrow, he pretends that avocado are undesirable.
This next one came out as I was peeing in our en suite bathroom
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