"The fruit flies have escaped! Hide your plums! Satsumas flee! FLEE! Oh, this is gonna be total fruitocide. Fuck you, avocado, you're on your own."
or click here"Disco diva! Dancing on toilet again!"
I should mention here that Adam is allergic to avocado and that, to hide his sorrow, he pretends that avocado are undesirable.
This next one came out as I was peeing in our en suite bathroom
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total fruitocide - on the front
ReplyDeleteHide your plums! Satsumas flee! FLEE! - on the back
should be on a t-shirt
"disco diva!" - t-shirt, mug etc etc.
But the disco diva needs to be illustrated first. ;)
ReplyDeleteI love the fruitocide. Poor avocado.
I've decided you're exploiting TSM. That's not too cool. You get all the perks and notoriety and he gets nothing. Unless, in his universe, he's doing the same to you, two.
ReplyDeletewho's TSM?
ReplyDeleteadam - I'm sure it is a typo of STM.
ReplyDeletemaybe it is The Sleeping Man, i.e. me. not STM. and the fear is that i am being exploited. actually a typo sounds more likely. thanks for clearing that up for me baby.
ReplyDeleteI love that Disco Diva actually has a bit of a rhythm to it. Someone should sample that and make a whole song based around it!
ReplyDeleteDancing on the toilet could be dangerous especially in MY bathroom, where the toilet bolts are always coming apart on the back of the seat.
ReplyDeleteWell, since Karen in big on honesty, I was abbreviating "The Sleep-Talking Man" but you have an interesting point: The Sleeping man is also being exploited. But, then again, I wear Nike's.
ReplyDeleteI'm allergic to avocado too, and it's so awful. *sniff* My kingdom for some guacamole!
ReplyDeleteAvocadoes are gross but you put them through the wringer & they taste delicious in guacamole.
ReplyDelete(:
Love the blog. I'm totally subscribing.
What's a satsuma?
ReplyDeleteA satsuma is a type of orange
ReplyDeleteTrey
ReplyDeleteHi Karen,
Thanks for sharing.I love your blog!