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Nov 3 2011

"I'm sorry, but not knowing what a horcrux is is a deal-breaker to me. Deal with it, muggle-fucker."

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I'm so glad that that Harry Potter movie marathon we had this summer paid off.

I've just got to get "Deal with it, muggle-fucker" onto merch. It'll be in the shops later today.

16 comments:

  1. I'm a new reader and I've now laughed myself to tears for three days reading this blog backwards. THANK YOU for sharing this sleeping philosophers' wisdom! And "Deal with it muggle-fucker" could be the best expression ever. I'll make sure to use it in every day conversations from now on.

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  2. Totally Awesome.

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  3. Loving 'deal with it muggle-fucker' :)

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  4. Lol muggle-fucker! He says it so naturally like its alway been!
    Get some Australian animals into his head :) I'd laugh tO year him say 'awe crikey' (search Steve Irwin)

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  5. Hahahahaha! "(...)Not knowing what a horcrux is is a deal-breaker. Deal with it muggle-fucker." Love it! If anyone plays HP rpgs you've got to use this! ;D

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  6. OMG before I got on I was just looking at the HP 7 part 2 box set it has horcruxes in it I was like fan girling at the seams by that this just makes it even better

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  7. Not only should you get that entire quote on a mug or mouse pad, you should send it along with a copy of the clip to JK Rowling! See what she says!

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  8. This is my favorite quote yet! As an enorm ous HP fan, I laughed myself to tears, then rang my sister. This will be quoted by us forever, along with quotes from AVPM!

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  9. You should put 'Deal With It, Muggle Fucker' on a T-shirt. You'd get some wicked sales. (:

    I want to make one that says 'I Can't Believe Its Not Butter' with an arrow underneath pointing downwards.

    I don't know why but I find it hilarious.

    You & your hubby have a lovely day!

    -T.A.B

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  10. Wow, does STM read overheard in New York?

    http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/023701.html

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  11. I am a new reader to this blog and have laughed myself silly for the last 3 days! I have shared it with everyone in the house too!
    Thank you for sharing xx

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  12. Huge HP fan and I plan on using this often!

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  13. I've been reading these too much! I sleep talk aswell and STM is being a bad influence on my sleeping personality! I woke up saying "you shall only wear the finest wine" and I thought it was darth vader saying it!

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  14. WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF?!?!?!?!?!????

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  15. @Anon 5:35: Nah, you were probably just channeling Orson Welles..... 7@=Q

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  16. this gave me an idea. here: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.309800605698862.96213.185801614765429&type=3

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