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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20111221

Dec 21 2011

"Hey! This is MY playground. These are MY swings. That's MY climbing pyramid. And that's MY springy elephant! THAT'S MY SPRINGY ELEPHANT! You crusty knob-end. Bog off! Leave this playground to the king of playtime! ... Mmmm, they're all mine.... I need a push. (whining pathetically) I can't swing without a push. PUSH ME! Where is everyone? Bastards. (muttering bitterly) This is MY playground."

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STM is his own worst enemy.

15 comments:

  1. Springy elephant, I'd love an image!

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  2. Here you go Dent!

    http://www.wicksteed.co.uk/elephant-p70.html
    http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/328842281/Kiddie_PE_Spring_Riders.html

    L.

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  3. Am I correct in assuming that "knob-end" in the uk is equivalent to penis?

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  4. STM got his first tast of Karma.. Did he like it?

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  5. He he he. First he tells everyone to get out, then he complains there aren't anyone around, and ends it with calling the people bastards for leaving. :P

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  6. Push yourself, STM. Just use your feet.

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  7. And what about the seesaw (teeter-totter)? You can't play on that by yourself...... 7;=Q

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  9. Sounds like my toddler. Except for the knob end bit.

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  10. Awww...he's so pitiful! I'll push you, little STM!

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  11. here's the t-shirt!!

    And that's MY springy elephant! THAT'S MY SPRINGY ELEPHANT! You crusty knob-end.

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  12. Now now....it's much more fun to share!

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  13. This is almost EXACTLY a scene in a recent veggie tales - the one about bullying!

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  14. I bet this is a memory of when he was 5 or so, haha.

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