"Hey! This is MY playground. These are MY swings. That's MY climbing pyramid. And that's MY springy elephant! THAT'S MY SPRINGY ELEPHANT! You crusty knob-end. Bog off! Leave this playground to the king of playtime! ... Mmmm, they're all mine.... I need a push. (whining pathetically) I can't swing without a push. PUSH ME! Where is everyone? Bastards. (muttering bitterly) This is MY playground."
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STM is his own worst enemy.
Springy elephant, I'd love an image!
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Am I correct in assuming that "knob-end" in the uk is equivalent to penis?
ReplyDeleteyes, that's correct!
ReplyDeleteSTM got his first tast of Karma.. Did he like it?
ReplyDeleteHe he he. First he tells everyone to get out, then he complains there aren't anyone around, and ends it with calling the people bastards for leaving. :P
ReplyDeletePush yourself, STM. Just use your feet.
ReplyDeleteAnd what about the seesaw (teeter-totter)? You can't play on that by yourself...... 7;=Q
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Sounds like my toddler. Except for the knob end bit.
ReplyDeleteAwww...he's so pitiful! I'll push you, little STM!
ReplyDeletehere's the t-shirt!!
ReplyDeleteAnd that's MY springy elephant! THAT'S MY SPRINGY ELEPHANT! You crusty knob-end.
Now now....it's much more fun to share!
ReplyDeleteThis is almost EXACTLY a scene in a recent veggie tales - the one about bullying!
ReplyDeleteI bet this is a memory of when he was 5 or so, haha.
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