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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Jan 23 2012

"Everybody kneel on your swimming towel. It is time to pray to the omnipotent baby squid. (chanting) Squidyyyyyy. Squidyyyyyy."

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And we had this in the middle night, as I sat up to get our restless little beagle settled:

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ADAM: Where are you going?
KAREN: I'm putting Molly under the covers.
ADAM: Okay, put Molly under the covers. Then I get ten more points worth of your attention.
KAREN: (pets his head)
ADAM: That's not ten more points.
KAREN: I don't know what we're talking about.
ADAM: Neither do I. I think I'm involved in a dream.
KAREN: Yeah.
ADAM: Damn it. Go back to sleep quick, that was a good dream!
KAREN: Go, go!


  1. This one is my personal favourite since my nickname is squid. This have literally made my day :D i love STM, he is simply amazing; thank you for introducing him to the world :)



  4. the last one was me when I used to drink on my meds :3

  5. ooooommmmmmmm squidyyyyy ooooooommmmmm squidyyyy ooooooooommmmmmmmm

  6. First reads like a Saturday Night Live sketch back when SNL was funny.

    And anyone besides me thinking Harry Potter for the second?

  7. Baby Cthulhu is pleased. You will be eaten first. 7@=Q

  8. reminds me of an episode of family guy. where the end of the world happens and they head to a twinkie factory for supplies. Stewie ends up being transformed into a half boy/ half octopus somewhere down the line, only to have him reproduce like an octopus by the end of the show.

  9. Sleep talk should always right!! Thanks for the post.

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