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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Jan 3 2012

"Well, fuck you! Fuck you, Amazon. You don't KNOW me. I kill puppies. Suggest something for me NOW then, you shit spreading bastard— Ooh! Bathtub fairy lights! Mmm, pretty."

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"Nee nee nee nee nee nee nee OHHH! Pooooooooooo nee nee nee nee nee nee nee nee nee... BOLLOCKS!"
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17 comments:

  1. Methinks the STM doth protest too much. I bet he doesn't kill puppies at all. He hides them and is training them to be his secret Amazon hunting army.

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  2. I bet KINDle was named after Adam

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  3. Haha, Amazon! It knows, dammit, it knows!

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  4. i think STM was referring to these:

    http://www.amazon.com/Munchkin-Disco-Lights-Colors-Vary/dp/B003IHVHKE/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1325578969&sr=8-2-fkmr1

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  5. I hate Amazon too, STM. It shows me all sorts of goodies and then refuses to ship them to me after I've spent all that time deciding to buy them!

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  6. The way he says "nee" actually resembles Dutch...

    Do you think STM is consistently the same person, or could there be multiple STM's?

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  7. t-shirt for both... the last one would make a great ring tone!!

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  8. I agree with STM - Amazon makes the stupidest suggetions...

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  9. Ooooh! I didn't even think of THAT Amazon! I was thinking of the mythological tribe of Amazons - women warriors.

    Color me embarrassed.

    But yeah, Amazon makes some really crappy suggestions. I just can't convince it that just because I like Barry Manilow does NOT mean I like Barbara Streisand. In fact, I can't stand the bitch.

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  10. Can you post the second one to Facebook as well?

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  11. (off topic) Yeah I'm not the only one who can't stand Streisand

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  12. I think STM has been watching monty python. He has clearly joined the knights who say nee.

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  13. *lol* So much love to STM! :-D Me and hubby looks forward to every post you do! And we sit and listen to it together, grinning and trying to make sense of STM! We have yet to succeed! But we are stubborn. ;-)

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  14. I think I would subscribe to the multiple-STM theory: that last one is clearly about five years old..... 7@=Q

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  15. The second one is clearly the theme song for STM. When he arrives to the scene of a crime and scares away the bad guys with a witty remark, that song plays in the background.

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  16. My daughter said the first one is SO ADHD.

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