"Oi. Oi! One pound?! Tooth fairy, ya thieving short-changing cunt! A fucking pound? What am I meant to do with that, you cheap shit?"
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Meanwhile, my brother and his girlfriend are visiting from the States, and early this morning Adam woke himself up yelling, just about the loudest he has ever done so. I'll have to ask them later today if they heard it down the hall.
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|KAREN:||That was loud.|
|ADAM:||Oh god. Oh dear.|
|KAREN:||I don't know if they woke up.|
|ADAM:||It sounded angry.|
|KAREN:||I'm not exactly sure what you said. You either said "cock tease" or "cock cheese."|
|ADAM:||Ew. Well, if it sounded angry, maybe "cock tease."|
|ADAM:||Uness I was shouting at somebody else, in which case it could be "cock cheese." You know what? I don't really care, I want to go back to sleep, goodnight!|
|ADAM:||No. And then sleep.|
|ADAM:||Oh you, don't—|
|KAREN:||—called the tooth fairy a cheap bitch 'cause she only gave you a pound.|
|ADAM:||I think more than a pound is just a bit gauche, don't you think? It's only a fucking milk tooth. It's not as if you worked for it. In fact, if anything, you were careless. You should have to pay the tooth fairy 'cause you lost your tooth.|