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Mar 6 2012

"Karaoke peeing: When peeing is just too goddamn boring."

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And the ensuing brainstorming session:

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ADAM: A water activated karaoke machine! When you're standing at the urinals and you start to pee, up pop the words to the song on a screen in front of you and you can start singing along.
KAREN: That IS a great idea.
ADAM: Is it not?
KAREN: Yeah!
ADAM: Makes peeing go along, you know. You can have it on the back of the door in the ladies'.
KAREN: Don't you think karaoke pooping would make more sense? Peeing is really short. By the time the intro to the song went by, it would be over. But, think about it, when you—
ADAM: God, I'd be able to go through half an album!
KAREN: Yeah! Don't you think that's a better idea?
ADAM: Yeah.
KAREN: I think we've got our million dollar idea there.
ADAM: Karaoke pooping.
KAREN: Yeah!

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:22

12 comments:

  1. hahaaa6 March 2012 at 08:57

    brilliant

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  2. Anonymous6 March 2012 at 09:55

    You could put sensors on the floor in front of the toilets, so that as long as your feet are there, you can sing!

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  3. Anonymous6 March 2012 at 11:47

    How does this not already exist in Japan? They already have sensors to make rushing water noises when you sit down, so why not karaoke? Actually, starting to wonder if it DOES exist somewhere in Japan - it wouldn't surprise me!

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  4. Anonymous6 March 2012 at 12:59

    Can you imagine? A pbulic restroom with a choir of crappy singers :)

    One coould only hope it sounded as good as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXJPOy25J8M&feature=fvst

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  5. Anonymous6 March 2012 at 14:56

    you could duet with the person in the cubicle next to you.

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    1. Anonymous7 March 2012 at 06:57

      THAT would be awesome.
      And think about it: It'd be the end of bathroom awkwardness. Even the people who can't go with someone outside will be focusing on singing.

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  6. MsM6 March 2012 at 15:10

    Someone would be sure to ruin the song by chatting away too loudly on their cell phone.

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  7. Anonymous6 March 2012 at 15:23

    I think the grunting would ruin many songs, but this one might fit perfect.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ITKLbictI

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  8. MsM6 March 2012 at 17:06

    If you need to grunt, you need to eat way more fiber...

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  9. LA/wts7 March 2012 at 01:03

    How about scat singing? 7@=Q

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    1. Anonymous3 May 2012 at 02:28

      Scat isnt what you think it is.. scatsex is one thing and scat singing is somehing different - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_singing

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  10. R1se Hluoluo19 July 2021 at 19:28

    Kalian mengukur oksigen darah, juga disebut saturasi oksigen, dengan oksimeter pulsa. https://senampagi.net/ Ini adalah perangkat kecil yang menjepit jari kalian dan menentukan rasio sel darah merah yang menyediakan oksigen dengan yang kosong.

    Memeriksa atau menyatukan kadar oksigen darah tidak invasif dan tidak menyakitkan. Tidak ada risiko atau bahaya yang diketahui menggunakan oksimeter pulsa untuk mengukur tingkat oksigen darah kalian.

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