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Mar 6 2012

"Karaoke peeing: When peeing is just too goddamn boring."

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And the ensuing brainstorming session:


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ADAM: A water activated karaoke machine! When you're standing at the urinals and you start to pee, up pop the words to the song on a screen in front of you and you can start singing along.
KAREN: That IS a great idea.
ADAM: Is it not?
KAREN: Yeah!
ADAM: Makes peeing go along, you know. You can have it on the back of the door in the ladies'.
KAREN: Don't you think karaoke pooping would make more sense? Peeing is really short. By the time the intro to the song went by, it would be over. But, think about it, when you—
ADAM: God, I'd be able to go through half an album!
KAREN: Yeah! Don't you think that's a better idea?
ADAM: Yeah.
KAREN: I think we've got our million dollar idea there.
ADAM: Karaoke pooping.
KAREN: Yeah!

12 comments:

  1. You could put sensors on the floor in front of the toilets, so that as long as your feet are there, you can sing!

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  2. How does this not already exist in Japan? They already have sensors to make rushing water noises when you sit down, so why not karaoke? Actually, starting to wonder if it DOES exist somewhere in Japan - it wouldn't surprise me!

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  3. Can you imagine? A pbulic restroom with a choir of crappy singers :)

    One coould only hope it sounded as good as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXJPOy25J8M&feature=fvst

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  4. you could duet with the person in the cubicle next to you.

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    1. THAT would be awesome.
      And think about it: It'd be the end of bathroom awkwardness. Even the people who can't go with someone outside will be focusing on singing.

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  5. Someone would be sure to ruin the song by chatting away too loudly on their cell phone.

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  6. I think the grunting would ruin many songs, but this one might fit perfect.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ITKLbictI

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  7. If you need to grunt, you need to eat way more fiber...

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  8. How about scat singing? 7@=Q

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    1. Scat isnt what you think it is.. scatsex is one thing and scat singing is somehing different - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_singing

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