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Apr 25 2012

"Ohhhh! If only I had my triceratops, I wouldn't have any problem with the goose. Damn you, goose!"

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Next we had one of those bizarre repeat performance. First listen to this:
(sign-song) "Puddle, my puddle. My puddle!! Splishy-splashy puddle. NOW GET OUT OF MY PUDDLE! My puddle. Dirty birdie, my puddle! Spishy-splashy puddle puddle. My puddle, my puddle, my splishy-splashy puddle..."
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... and then revisit the April 4 post. I can only hypothesize that this has something to do with the month of rain we've been trudging through here in the UK. It sounds like things are getting more desperate for STM and his puddle.

Finally, we had one of Adam's classic awakenings:

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Does anyone else hear the cowardly lion from The Wizard of Oz in how he delivered that?
KAREN: (snorts laughter)
ADAM: I'm hungry?
KAREN: (giggles aloud)
ADAM: Did I say cake?
KAREN: Do you not know exactly what you said?
ADAM: I know cake.
KAREN: "Cheesecake."
ADAM: Mmmmm. Cheesecake can take away any argument and make it into a lovely conversation.
KAREN: Well maybe we should keep cheesecake around the house all the time, and every time we're arguing, we just take out the cheesecake.
ADAM: And then we just throw it at each other.


  1. Well, the first one just shows how dangerous the goose is, if you need a triceratops to deal with it. ;)

  2. But if you kept cheesecake around you'd have to change your's and Molly's name to Dorthy, Rose, and Blanche.

  3. I definitely heard the Wizard of Oz Cowardly Lion in how he said "CHEESECAKE"...I laughed out loud at work!

  4. I think you should make t-shirts with the "Cheesecake can take away..." line. The Cheesecake Factory employees could wear them... along with all of us that LOVE cheesecake!

  5. Wouldn't it be hilarious if Penny wore a t-shirt with that quote? I don't think Leonard would agree though.... LOL

  6. ...You ll get your just desserts, twice baked -25 April 2012 at 18:22

    STM commands AND demands his order of...(his say once and nothin'else, we heard him) --- CHEESECAKE!
    better give it to him NOW and How!!!

  7. Jessica in Canada26 April 2012 at 04:29

    Definitely heard the Cowardly Lion with "CHEESECAKE!" So funny! That should be a ring tone... :)

  8. All you need now is Betty White to eat the Cheesecake with you!

  9. @ Jami (couldn't get the reply to work)......I posted my comment about Betty White before reading your comment. Too funny! WE LOVE THE GIRLS! Did you know that when they first started the show that Betty was casted to play Blanche and Rue was casted to play Rose and somehow it ended up the other way? I can't imagine the show being the hit it was had it turned out how originally planned!

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  11. I heard it.... he must have been channeling the cowardly lion while dreaming of cheesecake.
    btw adam... your right the cheesecake.... lol you probably don't hear that much.

  12. @Anon - Yes, I knew that. Reason they switches is because they had already played characters like that on The Mary Tyler Moore Show and didn't want to be stuck playing the same type of characters again.

  13. CHEESECAKE! and the lion!! I laughed for no joke 10 minutes just listening to CHEESECAKE!

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