"If you're looking sympathy… go get a fucking dictionary, you'll find it between 'shithead' and 'syphilis'. Fuck off."
or click here"Over at the blueberry convention, the red currants are acting so prissy. So very un-berry-like."
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Ha! These are great! :D
ReplyDeleteDid Adam have anything to do with the military? Good British Army expression that - "If you're looking for sympathy it's in the dictionary, between 'shit' and 'syphilis'".
ReplyDeleteThat would probably be because it's a mildly altered quote from Major Payne.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to know what red currants are doing at a blueberry convention to begin with! Party crashers! Pelt them with lentils!
ReplyDeleteOMG - lol, I grew up with my mom saying the first one... I didn't know it was so globally known.... She had me thinking it was an old family saying from the mountains of Idaho, lol
ReplyDeleteEither that or my mom got around... *wink wink* you know how those army girls were back in the 70s and 80s.... hahaha
DeleteThey're probably trying to spread rumors that the chief blueberry is actually a banana.... 7@=Q
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