"Speaking of birth control, you're looking especially repellent today."
or click here"Do they know it's Friday in space? Do aliens look forward to the weekend? Hmmm, things to think about."
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May 11 2012
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The second one belongs on merchandise. :) And then to be used every friday.
ReplyDeleteFirst one I could use on a friend on mine who just wound up pregnant again and who didn't want anymore kids.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is a source of infinite amusement. I'm so happy these keep coming.
ReplyDeleteAin't it the truth? There's nothing more of a turn off than a disheveled woman or man.
ReplyDeleteok... get on your blog. listen to the first one. after reading it, going hun? then it hits a second later. dam near choked on my coffee. then the second one does pose an interesting quandary. someone should pose this question to Stephen Hawking.
ReplyDeletehmmm...in no time in space, alienating iT oUT! rock of ages-ON! Blackout Par-teehy, nahnoh.naaanooou! beepbeep. carz'a'flyin' wic-ked,meow! greenjoy! soo juiced, actually can see straight; beam me back down to earth, hmmm...never...that would be a pisspoor idea...
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drivin'craft'ahead.wheeesh.
wooooOoooshinana.gleealienhonkhonk!
Well, with sufficiently advanced technology, they could just travel to wherever the weekend is (I mean, it's a big Universe - it's always the weekend *somewhere*)..... 7@=Q
ReplyDeleteOf course...they l@@k forward to FRIDAYS in Space, they! take the other four days to PLANET!
ReplyDeleteconcur-concur LA/wts,
ReplyDeletenow... if even with Jim "Moose" Brown who wrote "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" with Don Rollins sung by Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett leading us earthlings astray and no better way to end the week by tweeking it along the lines of a Rebecca Black, then green slime must have it's place somewhere, somehow, someway, sometime if we corrolate this history in sum-space far away -
(hisory of the title refering to a popular expression used to justify drinking at any time of day, given that somewhere in the world it's 5:00 p.m. (an acceptable time to start drinking). The narrator states that he hasn't had a day off in over a year and that he wants to leave work and consume alcohol. The lyrics include the phrase, "It's only half-past twelve but I don't care. It's five o'clock somewhere", which means that even though it is not five o'clock in the narrator's time zone, it must be in another part of the world.) and Outer Limits!
O-rdineryDICKtionery defines that:
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of pesty-pesky birds,bugs,insects or water approaching or settling upon us at any given time in STM language;
a galzzZ assetsumption maybe---
A substance that dissuades or is resistant to penetration during Man'sleeptalkin':oD
naughtybits of funny-o-punny wisecrackmeuppers---
a bigbang.THeOwww.Rist may delve into this cunnundrumofit riddle a bit deeper . . .
" to pre-vent and control bwirdth, bwugs, bwinsects, bwater, oh'bwahaha (H)-oOoopla...
a bwalien bwain thinketh Mr. STM is pullin'in drawin.us'in with his alterego-alienattractioness, meaning; opposites attract without saying so...its in the LasereyeS beamedOut, -looked-shieldrepelled back at'cha-
mission averted, over'n'out."
...sprinkled amongst...bwalien bw'eople...
tbc...one day...
(kwazy as it seems,
today, its high on gweenstuff - - -
i tinker Adam opened up a can of b'worms...eeeh)
GitchygitchyGotchyaaah;}
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Know what Darth Vader's favorite drink is?
ReplyDelete(: Ginger Alien :)
~^~^~,heh, does PbackIinTtime...BmenUinLblackL know something WE don't???
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do they outerwear for the weekend in a getup...i gather it may be - - -no replies at all- - -
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