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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 25 2012

"Hey! Eat my organic fist, you fucking hippie."

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"Fucking kites. They make me wanna puke with their fluttery tails and their sudden crashing-down-to-earth ways. No kites. No no no no..."
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6 comments:

  1. OMG!! Please, please put that first one in the store on mugs and everything! LOVE.

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  2. I agree! PLEASE?! That is so awesome!

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  3. Sounds like Cartman!!

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  4. A free-range knuckle sandwich: how considerate!

    A lazier man would just open a can of whupass.... 7@=Q

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  5. First one DEFINITELY needs a shirt or something. I'd beg my parents to buy it for me. xD

    I've noticed lately that when I wake up in the middle of the night I'm mumbling to myself - I'm thinking of taking a page from your book and using my phone to record myself when I sleep. Karen, how do you skip forward to the time when STM makes an appearance?

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  6. She uses a Voice-Activated Recorder. If you end up just recording the whole night you can load up the resulting audio file into something like Audacity or Adobe Audition and use the waveform spikes to show you where the talking is.

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