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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 7 2012

"Damn that frigid monkey cheese!"

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"Fucking unicorns. 'Oh, I've got a horn!' So fucking obnoxious. You're just a horse with a party hat, dickhead."
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And the reveal...


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KAREN: I like that you, um, call a unicorn a dickhead... OH! I didn't even—! I only meant that I thought it was funny for you to call a unicorn a dickhead, I didn't even think about the—
ADAM: —the horn.
KAREN: Yeah! Do you think he did? Do you think it's accidental?
ADAM: He's certainly as clever as I am, and I would have straight away... (dropping the bravado) No, I think it's completely accidental.

9 comments:

  1. One wonders what STM was attempting to bake if the temperature of the monkey cheese would affect it!

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  2. Could he be channeling Charley the Unicorn?

    "Ohh Chaarley!!!"

    "Wake uup, Charley!!!

    "What the fuck do you want now?"

    "Wee're gonna visit STM, Chaarley!!!"

    "It'll be a MAAAGICAL ADVEEENTURE, Chaarley!"

    "Bugger off: we're just horses with party hats, dickhead..." 7@=Q

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  6. "Fucking unicorns. 'Oh, I've got a horn!' So fucking obnoxious. You're just a horse with a party hat, dickhead." hahaha

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