"You fill my life... like an ever-expanding tampon. Sucking my energy dry like a wooly vampire."
or click here"No, don't jump the pigeon. You know it won't end well."
Oh, it began with such promise as a lovely, romantic sentiment. I should have known better.
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Is that like "jumping the shark"? Wow, you've gotta figure a show has really run out of ideas if they're jumping the pigeon.
Let's face it, Karen; the best you can expect is being stuffed so you can never leave. That's as sentimental as it's gonna get.
ReplyDeleteAnd now you have to watch out for him with pigeons.
ReplyDelete"You should know better than to pick up a duck (pigeon) in a dungeon"? (That's what I thought of when hearing/reading the pigeon one). ;D
ReplyDeleteWhat lovely sentiments.
Fun pigeon fact: They can see at a rate 8 times faster than humans can. Trying to jump one would be futile. I'm reminded of the Peanuts cartoons where the football is always snatched away from Charlie Brown at the last second before he can punt.
ReplyDeleteActually, I think you mean "place kick"
DeleteSounds like a greeting card.
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