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Jun 20 2012

"Whose— Whose skin am I in? Huh? Whose skin am I in?! I'm all wrinkly. (whimpers) Whose skin is this? Hippo scrotum?! AHH!!!"

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At which point, Adam started awake with a look of abject horror. Once he had calmed down, and I'd enlightened him as to what he was yelling about, he had the following thought:


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ADAM: Is that a new twist on Silence of the Lambs? Instead of somebody dressing themself up in other people's skin, he dresses other people up in animal skins.
KAREN: Not just animal skins—
ADAM: Animal scrotums.
KAREN: Yeah.
ADAM: Silence of the Hippos.
KAREN: (chuckling in agreement) Silence of the Hippos.

14 comments:

  1. Is that what happened to me? Aaargh!!! Is there a doctor who can remove this animal scrotum from my face?

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  2. I don't often actually laugh out loud. Thank you for the humor this morning!

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  3. joaniebaloney8322 June 2012 at 01:22

    "Silence of the Hippos" would be a good name for a band!

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