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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Jun 27 2012

"Hey! Gandalf! Eat my shit, ya bearded pussy!... Run away! Ahhhhh."

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"You've got to respect this body. If you don't respect this body, this body's gonna hurt you."
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  1. The question that I must ask, is STM running away from Gandalf, or is Gandalf running away from STM?

  2. I think STM just learned not to mesh with Gandalf. ;)

    And the second one has got to be on merch! :D

  3. Lol, I could totally see an orc jumping out from around a corner to yell that, only to dash off in terror as a mad wizard comes after him.

  4. The way he says "Run away, aaah!" reminds me so much of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
    Laughed so hard...