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Aug 24 2012

"Nope, sex can wait. I want pie!"

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  1. Noooooooooooooo! Those are the wrong priorities!

  2. Oh my god, ahahahhaaha. It'd be awesome to have that on a t-shirt!Please?

  3. This is the first time I've ever heard a guy choose pie(or anything else for that matter) over sex! I never thought it was even possible. LOL

  4. Just don't try combining the two - you'll never get the stains out... 7@=Q

  5. That belongs on the panties!!!

  6. Weird as it is, I've been told something like that about my cookies and squares... Apparently my baking is better than sex?? That does NOT bode well!

  7. 1st base, 2nd...home run! quick stepp'in here26 August 2012 at 17:15

    nuzzle-nuzzle-nuzzle...then "Nope, sex can wait. I want pie!" hair all the way my assumption gumption.

  8. Hey... There's some damn good pie out there. I wouldn't choose it, but some calamari... Sure!

  9. pie = vagina. He's talking about foreplay... <3

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