"I'm a magical FUCKING PRINCESS! That's why I sit side-saddle, DICKHEADS! (under breath) Ignorant bastards."
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And then poor Adam woke up so unpleasantly:
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| ADAM: | AH! |
| KAREN: | (groan) |
| ADAM: | Oh, Baby, I'm so sorry. |
| KAREN: | That's ok, I was awake. |
| ADAM: | Oh god, I was like a foghorn. |
| KAREN: | Really? |
| ADAM: | Sounded like it. Sounded like me going, "AH-HAAAAAAAAA," or something like that. It was horrible. |
| KAREN: | It was not nearly so interesting in reality. It was just a "AH!" |
| ADAM: | Oh. |
| KAREN: | But I'm glad it was better for you. |
| ADAM: | No, it wasn't! I felt like I was in a deep sleep and it pulled me right out of it. |
| KAREN: | Oh. Did you see something? |
| ADAM: | I wasn't dreaming. No, it was a feeling, I just felt I've been, like, sucked up through gloopiness into awakeness, and I want to go back to gloopy. |
| KAREN: | Aww, go be gloopy. |
| ADAM: | No, not be gloopy, be IN gloopy. It's like a soft, like, custardy kind of envelopment which I want back. |
| KAREN: | Go ahead. Gloopy is waiting for you. |
I love gloopy too. (:
ReplyDeleteI love this site! Was feeling particularly tired after my husband waking me up to sleep talk with me again and this cheered me right up. He does occasionally come out with some gems but not this consistently!
ReplyDeleteHe does occasionally come out with some gems but not this consistently!
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