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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Nov 26 2012

I'm so sorry I've missed a week of posting, folks. I've been in the States away from Adam, suffering from ongoing jetlag, a bad cold, and constant over-eating. But I'm back in the saddle, and looking forward to going through all of the audio that's been accumulating on the recorder while I've been away!
"Jumping's for pussies. You gotta try leaping. It takes balls to leap."
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"Oh, monkey-shit coffee beans!"
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And the reveal....


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RECORDING: Oh, monkey shit coffee beans!
ADAM: Isn't there meant to be a great coffee made out of monkey poop?
KAREN: Uh—
ADAM: I'm sure I've heard something—
KAREN: Not made out of monkey poop, but they do something where they—
ADAM: Oh, isn't it that monkeys have eaten the coffee beans, and then—
KAREN: Yeah. I've heard that.
ADAM: You gotta Google that. Monkey shit coffee beans.
KAREN: Well, I think I probably have to use different words.
ADAM: That'd be an interesting blend to use at Costa. "I'll have a monkey shit macchiato, please."
KAREN: (typing into Google) "Coffee… monkey…" (results!) "Coffee Monkey beans: The world's most expensive coffee is from beans cycled through an Indonesian monkey's digestive system." There are other things, there's something called Kopi Luwak, "made from the beans of coffee berries which have been eaten by Asian Palm Civets, and other related civets." Yeah! You see, Sleep Talkin' Man, he's a man of the world.

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  1. It's a little creepy how you talk about STM in third person; a being that just takes over Adam. It's like when Dexter talks about his Dark Passenger.

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    1. But you know that STM has very different tastes and opinions from Adam's.

      The leaping quote makes me think of my favorite class at the gym wherein we sometimes jump but rarely leap. I'd like to leap more.

      Starbucks has sold the monkey cycled coffee as their flavor of the day, which is how I learned about it several years ago.

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  3. If Adam has ever seen "The Bucket List" (and, if he hasn't, he should; it's a great film), it might have been where STM picked up on it, although I'm pretty sure the film states that cat-like predators eat the beans, rather than monkeys.

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  5. "Give me an ounce of civet, good apothecary, to sweeten my imagination....... No - not THAT kind... 7@=Q

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  6. Glad you're feeling better!

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  7. I visited Brazil earlier this year, and there is a special coffee there which has cycled through a bird's digestive system. Something about the digestive enzymes enhancing the beans. The coffee was very expensive and I did not buy any, but I will admit to regretting not buying a cup to try (one coffee bar offered it to drink by the cup). Heck, it's been roasted and brewed, so it's clean, right? *shivers*

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  12. I tried a Kopi Luwak coffee bean earlier in the year and loved it. We were in a specialist coffee and tea shop in North Berwick at the time and the owner kindly offered me one to try. I knew I would probably never get the chance again so went for it and am glad I did. Sadly I could not afford to buy a 100g pack but I would have purchased if I could. Yes, it is truly very tasty and not just drunk for snob value due to the cost.

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