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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Nov 5 2012

"You know, you're right at the top of my list of things I couldn't give a flying fuck about. Yep, right at the top."

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And then, poor Adam had another one of his rude awakenings, care of STM (rest of transcript below):
"It’s another moose! (desperate, terrified panting) ANTLERS!!"
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STM: It’s another moose! (desperate, terrified panting) ANTLERS!!
KAREN: (snort, giggles)
ADAM: Hello.
KAREN: There was a sound outside, like, maybe around the rubbish bins? And you said, "It’s another moose!" And, this very fearful, questioning yell, "ANTLERS!"
ADAM: They’ve got big antlers, don’t they? M— Moo— Mooses? Mice? How about a mouse with antlers? They’ll keep failing over head first with the weight of it.
KAREN: Not if they were to scale.
ADAM: They’ll keep running into their little home and smacking them. They can’t get in because the antlers are too big.


  1. I'm always amazed by how Adam can be so witty that close to waking up.

  2. Hmmm... 'Muice', perhaps? Those little heads would be perfect decor for a kitty hunting lodge... 7@=Q

  3. I say "Meese," but I don't know if that's right or not. Tell STM thanks for yet another great belly laugh.

  4. loving the loud awakenings. let's hope there's more this month!