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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20130104

Jan 4 2013

Welcome back, everyone. So sorry for the long hiatus. The holiday plus pregnancy plus two sick step-kids really did me in. But, I'm getting back on track now with our regularly scheduled program!
"I have to admit, I've totally underestimated the power of your boobs. They can freeze my mind at twenty paces."
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This one, I think it's safe to say, is related to my pregnancy.

And here we have another one of Adam's unfortunate awakenings, care of STM:


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  (sound of a loud SMACK, as Adam slaps himself in the face with full force.)
ADAM: OW!
KAREN: Adam?! Did you just—?
ADAM: I’m awake now.
KAREN: (making no attempt to control the giggles, despite Adam’s obvious pain) Baby, what was that?
ADAM: I forgot where my arm was. It was a lot closer to my face than I thought. I thought it was over here (stretches his arm all the way out to the side), so I want it brought over here (indicates a location four inches from his face), and it wasn’t, it was about there (moving it about three inches further away from face). I’m sorry. I’m actually apologizing to myself, not you.
KAREN: Aww.

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