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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Feb 11 2013

"Straw is for pussies, and sticks are for pricks. Bricks! It takes balls to use bricks. Big piggy balls. Respect to the third piglet."

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Perhaps STM is brushing up on his fairy tales in preparation for our upcoming new arrival!
"I look good in hair. Which is lucky, I suppose, 'cause I've got hair... by the bucket-load."
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I can attest to this being an accurate representation of Adam's furriness.

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  2. I lol'd. and yes, respect, but no, nothing more. I guess, since I can only guess who the third one is. damn there are so many piglets floating about in this ocean of pure existence. let the pigs swim, go fly, and exist as they please. but then again, I guess. have an asum day :)

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