"Pants off! Air the jewels, air the jewels."
"Stupid fucking cunty bollocks..... expialidocious."
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Karen's note: I thought I'd give you guys a sense of what the mornings are like around here. So here we have (drumroll....) The Reveal!
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thanks xo
ReplyDeletevery nice treat
lots of love from oz
hhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhahahahhahahaha
ReplyDeletewow (the last one)
...Adam,what is expialidocious???...
ReplyDeleteperhaps he was dreaming of mary poppins. too funny!
ReplyDeleteYES! THAT'S AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteYou guys should run a competition, first prize is a night with you both... maybe too weird. never mind.
"Too hot for toffee" is classic. A career as an unconscious standup comedian awaits...
ReplyDeleteI LOVE it!! This blog is the best!
ReplyDelete//M from sweden
Phenomenal!
ReplyDelete"bollocks", surely?
ReplyDeleteEvery night when I get home, I check what Adam has said. Always puts a grin on my face!
ReplyDeleteh...mm supercalifragilisticexplialidochious? my word!!!...Adam is airing his laundry on the WWW and jolly good, jolly good...go ahead Mr. Smartypants with your sweetalk...it's working :X
ReplyDeleteEar2Ear - across the Miles - over the Rainbow - across the Mountains - under the Creekbed - thru the Turnpike - downstream by the Ditches - From A to Z - from You 2 Me - eeeeks - SMILES - hope you'll dream of a way to take our permanent grins off our face , or smiles in your face; at some point, cause WE ALL may need to take up on some pl'surgery at this rate, with teeth or not - the world is your oyster, open the hatch! (just don't choke on it, please?! :}
The best part is the fact that it totally fits. You could sing it in place of the original... "even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious."
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAH. Yes! I'm hoping that someone out there writes the entire song!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! That is way to fricken funny!!!! Love the audio of the "reveal" - I'm impressed that it only took you 3-4 tries to get it out, toooooooo funny!!! OMG! LOVE IT!!!!
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ReplyDeletegosh I was left in stitches with that last one! HILLARIOUS! Adam you're the best!
ReplyDeleteCut and Pasted (with a little editing on the last line ;-) ) just for ya Karen and Adam :-D
ReplyDeleteMary Poppins:
When trying to express oneself, it's frankly quite absurd,
To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word.
A little spontaniaty keeps conversation keen,
You need to find a way to say, precisely what you mean...
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrosicous!
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious,
Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Mary Poppins:
When Stone Age men were chatting, merely grunting would suffice.
Bert:
Now if they heard this word, they might have used it once or twice!
Mrs. Corry:
I'm sure Egyptian pharoahs would have grasped it in a jiff,
Then every single pyramid would bear this hieroglyph;
Oh!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Say it and wild animals would not seem so ferocious!
Mary Poppins:
Add some further flourishes, it's so ro-co-co-coscious!
Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Bert:
The Druids could have carved it on their mighty monoliths!
Mrs. Corry:
I'm certain the ancient Greeks would have used it in their midst!
Mary Poppins:
I'm sure the Roman Empire only entered the abyss,
Because those Latin scholars never had a word like this!
Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Mary Poppins:
If you say it softly the effect can be hypnoscious!
Bert:
Check your breath before you speak, in case it's halitotious!
Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Mary Poppins (spoken):
Of course you can say it backwards, which is Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus!
Michael (spoken):
She may be tricky, but she's bloody good!
Mary Poppins:
So when the cat has got your tongue, there's no need for dismay!
Just summon up this word and then you've got a lot to say!
Bert:
Pick out those eighteen consonants and sixteen vowels as well,
And put them in an order which is very hard to spell...
Mary Poppins:
S-u-p-e-r
C-a-l-i-f-
R-a-g-i-l-
Jane and Michael:
I-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s!
Ensemble:
S-u-p-e-r
C-a-l-i-f-
R-a-g-i-l-
I-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s!
S-u-p-e-r
C-a-l-i-f-
R-a-g-i-l-
I-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s!
S-u-p-e-r
C-a-l-i-f-
R-a-g-i-l-
I-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s!
Bert (spoken):
Here we go!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atroscious!
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious,
Supercalifragilistic-
Jane and Michael:
Supercalifragilistic-
Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Stupid Fucking Cunty Bullocks - expialidocious!
Dang nabbit, I can see that being stuck in my head all day now lmao!
ReplyDeleteIt's already stuck in mine.
ReplyDeleteKaren and Adam, you really make my day. This is sunshine on the web. Adam, you truly are a genius, man :-)
ReplyDeleteI have tears in my eyes. That's hilarious. Thanks for the audio!
ReplyDeletewhy cant i get the audio to work on any of them, i just get a pause button?
ReplyDeleteI love this site!! I have Windows 7 and I'm using IE. I can't access the sound clips. Does anyone know how to fix this? I've tried right clicking on the tiny almost translucent "Q"'s to see what my options are, but they don't really help. I was able to listen to the original recordings because someone provided links. Same thing with the ring tones- I listened to them on the ringtone page. HELP!! (and I'm not a technical person- I'm smart and logical, but computers are not my thing, so the possible fix isn't a natural bit of knowledge on my part).
ReplyDeleteI like that people from all over the world can laugh about this. I'm from Massachusetts and I think this guy is hysterical. I love the audio! Adam I seriously with I could meet you for a beer.
ReplyDeleteThis blog always has me in hysterics! Thanks for sharing...
ReplyDeleteOMG that was MARVELOUS! Thank you thank you thank you!!! :)
ReplyDeleteroflmboe I love reading his ramblings at night. IT is a great way to start my day with a good laugh
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly would "bollocks" translate to in American? Just curious.
ReplyDeleteOh no, I will NEVER be able to watch Mary Poppins again with a straight face! Although I bet that Julie Andrews was a bit of a racy madam underneath the starched collar. (For our American friends, bollocks = testicles.)
ReplyDeleteIronically, airing the jewels is a very good description for what you do every time you blog...
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely hysterical! Never a dull moment at your house.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Do you ever get any sleep?
I WANT THAT AS MY RING TONE!
ReplyDeletehshshshshHSHSH DAMN...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Love all of this, I can't wait to see each morning what your husband said! When I first checked out the site last week, I was able to get audio - there was a gray bar visible - but now the bar is gone and it's replacement gives me no audio! Help...
ReplyDeleteTo all the people that are having issues with the audio, download the latest Adobe Flash plugin - it appears that the audio clips are using that.
ReplyDeleteI just fixed the code for all the audio, so it should work for anyone who has flash now.
ReplyDeleteKaren, how is it that we don't hear you busting your gut laughing on the recordings of Adam? I would not be able to hold it in. I honestly don't think I've laughed harder at anything in my whole life as I do at your blog. The first time I read it a few wks ago I laughed/cried for 30 minutes straight. I can't tell enough people about it. Cheers to you both!
ReplyDeleteFeckin high`larious! Thanks for starting my day with huge round of belly laughter. I truly enjoy reading Your blog
ReplyDeleteAm crying with laughter right now, you two really make my day! Can't wait to show my husband when he gets home from work later.
ReplyDeleteI would be exhausted... I'd be up all night waiting in anticipation ("What's he gonna say tonight?") and then be up laughing the rest of the time. I don't know how you do it. :)))))))))
ReplyDeleteNever a dull moment, huh?
this is by far the funniest thing i have ever heard/read.
ReplyDeleteI just update to the lasted Flash and restarted ... still nothing works. I have to View Source to isolate the mp3 : (
ReplyDeleteFunny sleep talk this.
ReplyDeleteI've been following for about two weeks now. The first day I read the entire blog, including the comments. I laughed until I cried and couldn't see the screen, and almost pee'd my pants. I now check it several times a day just to keep up on the comments, and to see if Karen or Adam have anything else to say.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the new "expialidocious"!!! This is my favorite so far. PLEASE make this a ring-tone, but abbreviate the pause if you can.
Also, the Reveal really adds to this, and made me laugh that much harder this morning. I have to tell you I don't think I have ever laughed as much in my life as I have since I found this site. It also carries over into the rest of my day and sets me up to laugh at other things more as well.
Thank you for the daily dose, and for opening up both of your lives to enrich the lives of the rest of the world. As a sleep talker myself I really appreciate your exposure. (I answer my phone in my sleep, and hold conversations about what I'm doing in my dream as though it is happening for real).
I know this is a long post, but I really needed to thank you as best I could. So THANK YOU!
Greetings from Washington DC:
ReplyDeleteReading your blog and just listened to this morning's conversation. I am fascinated by the words and inspired by the joy you clearly share being together.
Thanks so much for sharing!
John Schuster
Washington, DC
Oh NO! I sing that to my kids... that may slip out as the new version now! lol how funny!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh the reveal is so cute! I could help but laugh along with you guys.
ReplyDelete"Pants off! Air the jewels, air the jewels."
ReplyDelete--- with your pants on the ground...PANTS ON THE GROUND :# PANTS ON THE GROUND... ( !!! ... )
- found those hidden jewels, he threw his pants on the ground!
etc...(err,sorry had to)
Oh my god, that "expialidocious" one had me giggling madly here at work! And I didn't know I had the volume up quite that much, but fortunately my co-workers are all fans of STM, so we ALL ended up laughing until we cried! XD
ReplyDeleteThe reveal was great, too! Karen, I would have had to type it out because there'd just be no way I could get it out without cracking up in the middle! :) Thank you for sharing the reveal with us! :)
"Boiled sweets? Too hot for toffee!"
ReplyDeleteThat's HOT! Sweet! HOT-HOT-HOT!
- boiled style -
Open for Business
TOFFEE * TOFFEE * TOFFEE
...get your morning scoop'a toffee, right here...
Omg that was hysterical. I love your wake up and hysterical laughing, that would make my day to laugh like that every morning!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful way to wake up each morning... with a smile on your face... laughing. :)
Thanks for the "reveal" audio too. It's nice to know it brings you both as much laughter as your audience ;) What a great way to start the morning!
ReplyDeleteIMO the last quote clearly shows what an innate sense of spoken-word rhythm ("prosody"?) he has.
ReplyDeleteI think this is why so many of his quotes work really well: they are "rhythmically sensitive", as well as being fairly brief, or "punchy".
Whoever posted those words to supercalifrajilisticetcetc, they're not the ones from the film, I'm sure, where did you get them?!?
ReplyDeleteLove your blog. I often use his quotes in my Facebook status, giving STM credit.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I LOVE this blog! Thanks for making me laugh every day!
ReplyDeleteFor me, the (genuine) hilarity of this blog is tarnished a lot by the crass attempts to flog as many mugs, t-shirts et al as possible. Detracts from the charm of the material a little. Still, enjoy the rewards.
ReplyDeleteLOL I'm not sure which was funnier- Adam's musings or you cracking up trying to tell him the next morning...
ReplyDelete"For me, the (genuine) hilarity of this blog is tarnished a lot by the crass attempts to flog as many mugs, t-shirts et al as possible. Detracts from the charm of the material a little. Still, enjoy the rewards."
ReplyDeleteI can certainly understand that perspective. We hope you can appreciate that, for us, this is a fun, exciting, unexpected thing that has happened. The blog is a labor of love for us, and we are happy to have it shared by whatever means. We really hope you can still enjoy the blog anyway.
Guys, just to let you know, your inline sounds do not work with Internet Explorer. Way to lose more than half of your audience :-( Shame.. I enjoyed this site but refuse to move to Firefox..
ReplyDeleteI love this! Thanks so much, Karen!
ReplyDeleteAnd to those who couldn't get it to run: I'm using Google Chrome on Windows 7. I can't get it to work if I use Internet Explorer, so try using Google Chrome instead.
And to the "Anonymous" right above me:
Don't bother posting negative cynicism because nobody cares.
Sorry, the anonymous 3 above me.
ReplyDeleteHey, Anonymous, why don't you say who you are? We - the collective audience of STM (besides you, of course) ASKED for her to sell her "shit merchandise". Our idea, not hers. If you're going to type something negative, leave your name instead of signing "Anonymous" like a coward.
ReplyDeleteFor anyone who is confused by the couple of comments above this one, I deleted a very abusive comment. We used to not delete any comments at all, because we do believe that people have a right to express their doubt about the blog. However, from now on, we will remove anything abusive or aggressive. Hope you all understand.
ReplyDeleteI hope you guys are able to forget the Trolls on here. I honestly don't think the majority of your readers/listeners care if you "make money" or not.
ReplyDeleteI've never boughten anything off a blog before but I'm very very tempted to do so. Not because I think it will support the site or anything noble, but just because I think the words are FREAKING funny beyond all belief! :)
Creepy trippy! I was just leaving you some "troll repellent" to help you with your nasty Troll problem...looks like you found out how to take care of it yourself! WTG and have a great day :) :) :)
ReplyDeleteI used to be able to listen to the soundbites but now when I try, there isn't a play symbol, just a pause symbol..
ReplyDeleteArgh! No matter how I try to embed the audio, it seems not to work for some people.
ReplyDeleteAnyone know the very best way?
I'm so going to use that last one whenever ANYTHING goes wrong! :D
ReplyDeleteThat last one made me cry with mirth. That's comedy gold right there. :d
ReplyDeleteGood on you Karen...99.9% come here for their unexpected daily JoyFiX-n'sometimes rated XXXhilariouszzz.
ReplyDeleteAs for bloggers WITH A PROVEN Following (this becomes a highly important KEY ...( eg. in the fashion industry, only the very,very few who fit in this category, are allowed on the FRONTLINE seating scan area ALONGSIDE the Elite photogs, writers, and industry forefronters and trendsetters for their view and viewership that stands on their own that was NEVER allowed in the past )...yet, times are'a changin' and we are a part of it right HERE and right Now.
It fills a need, it offers free medicine, however crazy, it's the New*Mod and it's Different unlike anything else, which makes it part of a class by itself on delivering Humor without trying...harmless in nature, really.
--- The - negativers, one can ask...WHAT HAVE YOU CONTRIBUTED to make a difference in our changing world.
--- Have you contibuted to help another fellow man and know it, in essence even helped contribute to stimulate the economy with wages or other from free enterprise...or is posting to a different drum that reflects of innerself condemnation as the quick-relief on a personal level possibly, channelled indirectly this way.
A recheck is now a good time and it doesn't belong here in that state of mind as it stands; you may have to search outside awhile as one searchs inside along the way. . .
...for if to quote "Annonymous, IDIOT" as it be, supressed jealousy maybe showing; that's where this site may just reawaken the laughoutloud you may be surprised wih, when you're least expecting it, your curiosity in the end it seems, keeps your attraction to it and this we understand.
Surround yourself and attract with - - -
+ positive, pause, positivity...as pawsible and plausible
you get it all here, and here it all is.
. . .2day. . .
. . .justB. . .
...taketime...
...take it EZ...
...pos.+.itively...
...paws...itively...
...pause...itively...
(the opposite goes the same;
...with what happened; ohh, the choices)
well, enoughs enough - - - on with
The Comedy Show! featuring STM...and tomorrows another g'day . . .CREATED - - - by applause!
I have to agree with the earlier comment. To call this blog a "labour of love" is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteYou are making money from this blog through the never end stream of merchandise you keep putting out. You both work in advertising and media. You know how to attract publicity, how to get attention, and how to capitalise on it.
Are the quotes real? I very much doubt it, but regardless of the deception going on, this is an attempt to gain publicity and make a profit. Hardly a "labour of love"!!
note to the Thinker...reread the above post before yours...let it sink in...in your own time.
ReplyDeleteLove "The Reveal"!! There's obviously a lot of joy between you, and that's a wonderful thing in a marriage.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing--and sorry about all the jerks leaving comments today.
Hahahahaha!!
ReplyDeleteROFL!!!! It's going to take a lot to top that one
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love "The Reveal", that is the best!! Hearing Adam say it was pretty damn funny, but hearing the two of you crack up about it was absolutely hilarious! And I sympathize, I don't think I would have been able to say "the c word"! Reminds me of reading it edited out of my Lily Allen lyrics sheet, and having my 13 year old daughter ask me what it was, very uncomfortable...sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent there....
ReplyDeleteEverybody sing!!!... Did you consider getting Derek Acorah in to see if he can conjure up Spike Milligan because he is obviously alive and well and visiting Adam at night..
ReplyDeleteTo Anonymous, I don't see why a pair of media execs deserve wonderful praise for making mugs and t-shirts.
ReplyDeleteThe quotes are just made up to sell merchandise, anyone can see that by now. Why heap so much praise on these two for that? I mean, you can buy t-shirts with witty quotes on them in any clothes shop. Do clothes shops deserve to be praised as brightening our world, or would you just say they were in it for the money?
Really, to paint this blog as some kind of valuable contribution to mankind is laughable. Funnier than the "sleeptalking".
These media-operators sell merchandise, and deserve no more praise than anyone else who sells merchandise for money.
I thought the site was here before there were any t-shirts. Maybe I'm wrong. Why do you care so much? You don't want a t-shirt? Don't buy one. You don't like the blog? Don't read it. Easy!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I find it funny. :D
the reveal made me snort, and I have tiny tears in the corners of my eyes. thanks for being so good natured about sharing these with us!
ReplyDeleteAnon: Who sez it's only Spike? My theory is that Adam's channeling the ENTIRE cast of the Goon Show, with Lenny Bruce and Graham Chapman acting as emcees..... 7@=Q
ReplyDeleteReferring to Anon a 21:55, that is....
ReplyDeleteI agree about channeling Spike Milligan, this reminds me of his poetry. Showing my age I suppose!
ReplyDeleteIt's like Mary Poppins if she had tourettes, love it! Favourite Adam quoet of all time =D
ReplyDeleteI love how we've become "a pair of media execs." I am a project manager for website applications, and Adam is an account manager for an ad agency. We're pretty far from being "execs" of anything.
ReplyDeleteOh well, we'll just work to keep ourselves focused on all of our wonderful, caring supporters. Thanks, guys. You make our day, every day.
This is FREAKING Awesome!!! I love you Guys!!!
ReplyDeleteThe audio works now!!! Thank you!! I had tears in my eyes listening to you in the morning clip.
ReplyDeleteAdam, You're my fricken hero!!!!
ReplyDeleteFrom, NancyAFM
this made me lol and rofl and lulz and what have you!!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Loved it! And was that yo-yo ma in the background? :D
ReplyDeleteWhat a great way to start off your mornings! Also, I think the expialidocious might have to be my favorite one ever. So great!
ReplyDeleteOh dear my tummy hurts from laughing! Not had a laugh like this in a couple of weeks.
ReplyDeleteMan I love you guys. You crack me up. :)
ReplyDeleteIf my daughter wasn't getting married next week (my presence is apparently required...), I'd catch the next flight to Chiang Mai so that I could just say hello to you at the elephant orphanage and thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the hilarity you've brought into so many peoples lives. And I'd bring my own purple spots. Cheers, Annette in Australia
ReplyDeleteBEST THING EVER! Since coming across this blog a few weeks ago, I've checked every day - as have my friends. We love it. To all those who don't believe it/feel it necessary to be negative towards Adam and Karen - there are so many of STM's quotes that apply to you!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's brought an awful lot of laughter to a girl who's not had an awful lot to laugh about recently. So thank you for taking the time to keep the world updated, I really hope it continues to make you two as happy as it does us :) Big love x x x x x x
I have been reading your blog everyday and also the comments (cause they can be funny too) and I'm not really one to leave comments myself but I did want to say that you became a part of my morning ritual. Oh the insanity of sleeping Adam!!! Karen, I hope you aren't distracted at all by the trolls that come here sometime, they seriously need to get a life. It's a funny blog, you aren't forcing anyone to buy anything extra to enjoy the blog with you. I actually think the shirt/mug etc. merchandise idea is great for people who CHOOSE to buy those things. Jeeze, some people..... But anyway, I hope one of these days sleeping Adam says something about them ahhaha.
ReplyDeleteP.s. I actually believe this blog is real but real or not, it's friggin hillarious!!! I have come across a few folks that sleep talk in my life but not as funny as this!
You guys are great! What I've said from the beginning...if you don't like it, don't look at it!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Oh my god I'm actually CRYING it's sooo hilarious! Thanks for the updated audio...I've been trying this and that for 2 days. What a wonderful blog...congrats to the two of you from small town Saskatchewan, Cananda.
ReplyDeleteReally sorry that you've had some nasty/cynical people post on here. You both seem to be absolutely lovely people and don't deserve that. I wish we could put them on Adam's pirate ship that doesn't have a plank and tell them to just f*cking jump! :))
ReplyDeleteShana - Australia
Oh, and I also have read your blog, and all of the comments as well, and have to add that there are people out there you can never please no matter what you do. They will shit on you at every opportunity. What do you do when you step in a pile of shit? I'll let you make up your own ending. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteOMG i find this blog super funny, but most important, i am envious of ur marriage. you guys love each other so much and it seems like the first thing u two do every morning is laugh together. that is the sweetest thing!
ReplyDeletehave fun in ur honeymoon<3 God bless/
Karen and Adam,
ReplyDeleteI had to work late today, it was dark by the time I got home, and there was a big square package in the mailbox... my BADGERTASTIC messenger bag!
Don't let the trolls get to you, as you realize, you have an avid fan base, that are not mindless sheep. In fact, judging by some of the others that post her regularly, most them seem to be smart, funny, nice people. Just like the two of you. We should have a convention...meet once a year in England (nice middle spot between East and West)... and... we could have a sleepover! wait! um... okay, slipped into fantasy land there for a minute.
Though, speaking of sleepovers, and as proof that 'we the blogging people' are the ones ASKING FOR merchandise, any chance of nightshirts? The big oversized T-shirt kind? I want one in white, with the purple spots line, and then I'd take a permanent marker and draw purple spots on it!
The trolls aren't the brightest anyways...you said the blog is a labour of love, which it is, and the troll should re-read his own dictionary meaning. You don't get paid to do the blog, you've offered merchandise after we asked for it.
Also, I found it funny that one was upset saying that you 'deserve no more praise than anyone else who sells merchandise for money' Um, I think most merchandise is sold for money these days. Obviously, world wide, chickens and produce are still used in some places, but internationally I think that man-made money is the only accepted legal method.
And, I will praise anyone who provides good merchandise, listens to and responds to their customers, and shares the joy of their industry with others... hence I frequent a number of small stores that provide just that. I found a site today, called Yellow Ibis, that sells a ton of really cool science t-shirts, I'm going to buy one for me, and one as a gift for a friend. If there was a forum there where I could thank the creator, I would.
Finally, shout-out to Joe, for
"It's like Mary Poppins if she had tourettes" That was just another round of laughing all over again.
...and shout-out to Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer: now I can't get that song out of my head!!! Make it stop! (and yes, I agree, you had to).
Hope my novel length post didn't bore you all to tears. (I'm wondering at this length, if it will even work trying to post it).
G'night from Ottawa, worked late/to bed early, waiting for the weekend...
Oh i thinketh the Thinker has really missed the boat on this one...the concentration is solely on the 'INCOME ASPECT' and redirects oneself to use the Google Search Engine...might as well remain "Resenters Anonymous" as that funny bone hasn't hit yet...
ReplyDeletezone out of the money, and zone in on what it does for other internally and daily, the secret to lifesuccess - BELLYFULS OF LAUGHTER, classics even...
not found in stores as this was never the ORIGINAL AND ACCIDENTAL intent, nor in it's infancy if to relate to its rising history
...it was the Readers continued REQUESTS that took them in this direction as an additional BONUS, there for the sharing, so anyone (not everyone ;) could enjoy
and it cascades the ripple effect of FUN as the byproduct of SHARING with others...hardly many products can do this alone each and every time as items are usually more of a personal impulse buy.
Something to digest over as the Thinker in his own world where Money is an Issue, and missing the full spectrum, off the mark, terribly.
You made my day. I've had a shitty week and this blog was the only thing that made me laugh.
ReplyDeletechitty, chitty ...bang, bang...your it...have a shitty good ol'time here. Make Your Day (feel far away). gayly. (not skipping to work, yet.) skip2myloo.......to do my doodoo...or was that deedoo or doodeey. ahhhh...
ReplyDeleteBless you & thank you so much (& so what about the shirts, why not?), found you through a FB post about a week ago & you have me belly laughing every day! Bedbound in the Yukon Canada laughing!
ReplyDeleteThe Mary Poppins riff is my new fav. You MUST put this on a T that will fit a big, fat American! Please!
ReplyDeleteI follow this blog every day !!!I do want to say something about the anonymous idiot who obviously does not get this, Why not sell merchandise? If you can make money from something you love doing then why not ?????? My honey's Valentines day present is going to be a messenger bag!Karen and Adam Please keep posting these they make so many people laugh !!!!
ReplyDeleteI love all the anonymous posters who are like, "oh it's all made up anyway" and its like, even if it was just made up, it's funny as hell! I am busting gut laughing and even if it's staged (which I doubt), I'm still laughing like crazy every day when I read this blog. Brilliant sleep-talking!
ReplyDeleteThe whole english accent just puts it over the top! Some pretty good one liners.
ReplyDeletethat is adorable!! hahaha
ReplyDeleteI bet the majority of posters on here are religious.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that music in the background? It kind of sounds like the music they have on true blood a lot of the times. LOL. Idk.
ReplyDeleteThoroughly inspired - all of it!
ReplyDeleteMy self implemented swear jar is now $34 richer because of the hilarity and catchy-ness of your 'expialidocious'ness.
Thanks for the giggle!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much Karen and Adam. Don't listen to those negative bloggers whom don't know something funny from a hole in their ass. I say to all if it's real who cares it's funny if it's fake who cares it's funny and if it is fake then you guys have one hell of an imagination keep it up either way love loggin in in the morning to read what sleeping Adam had to say. Keep up the posts Sheila C in Minnesota
ReplyDeleteCripes.. I ADORE this blog. I love that Karen you are laughing SO hard you cant get it out so Adam asks you to type it so he can read what he said. Then his 'Really?' followed by both of you giggling is histerical! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteDanielle at 10:56 - It's Britten's first cello suite Op. 72. I thought I was the only person in the world who always woke up to that.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are SO cute together, I can tell. Hopefully he doesn't get too mad having to hear about everything he says!
ReplyDeleteCute!
holy shit!! that's AMAZING!
ReplyDeletei,ve been reading these since this January giving them my own expressions and exagerations (the youtube video "Sigh of a Ninja (aka Sleep Talkin' Man)" was super) and an audio track (espically these 2) gifts us with the authentic and original(slightly voyouristic) experience, that makes his sleep spells peed-a-bit funny. this in no way takes from the fact that this is all pretty much as ridiculous as hilarious.
Good Times!
thanks.
Erm, there seems to be a problem with the recordings, they're all playing sped uo and high-pitched for me...
ReplyDeleteIn the revised lyrics, though, that chorus should be altered to:
ReplyDelete"Frog-widdle-iddle-iddle-og-widdle-aye"...... 7@=Q
An evil part of me wants that to circle back to Julie Andrews...
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LOVE the audio, please continue! Your husband is a fantastic amusement in college. My boyfriend's roommate sleeptalks sometimes...once heard him say (pointing at imaginary people on the wall) "Thank you!...thank you very much, I know, it was great."
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Aww, that's so cute! You guys sound like one of those super-happy couples.
ReplyDeleteNice Bach cello suites in the background, if that's what that is. :-) I like that in the morning too.
ReplyDelete'Karen S-L said...
ReplyDelete[...] Adam is an account manager for an ad agency.'
So he's had a demotion since you wrote in the FAQ that he was an Account Director, then? That's the recession for you, I guess.
Love your blog so much! I always make a point to start my day with it. I'm really not a morning person, but it always manages to put me in a good mood before work.
ReplyDeleteKeep it up!
Love your blog! It's been a bad week, but can always count on STM for a good laugh!
ReplyDeleteOh, oh you two. You are so adorable!! I love the bonus sound byte of you two! Thanks for sharing the inner-workings of Adam's sub-conscious, and Adam, thank you for being such a sport! The best of the world to the two of you :-)
ReplyDeleteI am really disappointed, but not at all surprised, at the utterly brainless and downright rude comments made here. To those detractors of the merchandising, remember the first law of commerce. If you do not have a market, you do not sell stuff. If people were not interested in the product, it would not be here.
ReplyDeletePlease - if you can't keep a civil tone, just stay away. You say the merchandising is ruining it for you. Your rude and abusive behaviour is ruining it for everyone else.
You guys are hysterical! That's the hardest I have laughed in over 10 years!!!@!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe laughter from you two makes my whole day!!!
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice (sorry did not read through the astounding number of comments) that it's actually the same number of syllables as Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteOK, I had to log in to contribute some lyrics:
ReplyDeleteMy husband when he’s fast asleep is frankly quite absurd,
I sit up taping every night to catch his every word.
His ever so loquacious nature keeps me bright and keen
But won’t you tell me if you please what does this bollocks mean?
“Stupid Fucking Cunty Bullocks - expialidocious!”
You must admit the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
If he yells it loud enough the neighbors get ferocious—
“Stupid Fucking Cunty Bullocks - expialidocious!”
When most men chatter in their sleep, some grunting does suffice.
But my man talks of vampire penguins, swings and mice.
I’m sure that Dr. Freud would pay to sleep with him one night—
But “bouncing babies!” and such talk would put the doc to flight!
Oooooh—
“Stupid Fucking Cunty Bullocks - expialidocious!”
You must admit the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
If he yells it loud enough the neighbors get ferocious—
“Stupid Fucking Cunty Bullocks - expialidocious!”
EVE .!.!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you! OMG, I needed that so much. "Expialidocious" is my fav so far, and that was the frosting on the cake.
OMG... Only a british sleeping man can make (cunt) charming and funny at the same time.
ReplyDeleteWay to go Eve! That's hysterical.
ReplyDeleteDevon (from chicago)
I keep listening to the audio of the reveal and I can't stop laughing! I love this blog and the fact that you make me laugh out loud in my cubicle every day!
ReplyDeleteI think "Pants off! Air the jewels, air the jewels" needs to go on a pair of boxers...
ReplyDeleteThis is like, the best blog ever. Haha.. :)
ReplyDeletethis audio should be made into a ringtone haha
ReplyDeleteThis Really my personal favorite! Return to it many times just to enjoy once again. I like that you included yourself in the reveal! Do that whenever it happens again!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I nearly died of laughter! Absolutely wonderful!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh..."Pants off! Air the jewels" on a pair of boxers... brilliant, Heather!! My bf would love it, ha.
ReplyDeleteYou guys, that is a great way to wake up! Trust, love and an honest laugh. I envy you. I will have to wait for my laugh until I made the coffee and sat down in front of the computer to read your blog....Where is the form to sign up for guest listener?
ReplyDeleteAll of the old audio seems to be broken :(
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite one of Adam's sayings, along with the reveal in the morning. If you can, please get it working again!
Could you link to the audio file on this post as you did with the newer ones? I really want to hear it, but the player doesn't seem to be working for me..
ReplyDeleteI just found your blog today, and I have been roaring with laughter all day. Thank you so much, both to you and your sleeptalking husband.
Namaste.
here's a link to the reveal audio:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sleeptalkinman.com/audio/maryPoppinsRevealb.mp3
Pants off! Air the jewels!
ReplyDeleteThis guy is comedy gold.
The best aspect is the point that it completely suits. You could play it in position of the unique... "even though the audio of it is something quite atrocious
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