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Feb 24 2010

"I'm the pilot. It's my turn to fly the plane. Give me a peaked cap and a stewardess. Yeah, a stewardess. Whooossshhhhhhhhh."
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54 comments:

  1. The audio is priceless :) Keep up the good work!

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  2. I love the ones with audio the most. I think it's the fact that Adam says these bizarre things so matter-of-factly.

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  3. Make sure he gets a hot stewardess. ;)

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  4. "Yeah... A stewardess..."
    HAHAHA

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  5. The world works out so well! Funny AND audio on my birthday!

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  6. Haha, awesome audio clip!

    By the way, whats up with men and stewardess?
    And also, girls obsessions with fire fighters?
    Crazy.

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  7. what bizarre things does your husband dream about every night??!!! Does what he says reflect each night what he has been doing or talking about that day??!!!!????

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  8. LMAO!!! Love the change in tone!

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  9. Love it! It almost sounds like he said he wants 'to try to fly' the plane, though. If he's anything like my man, he WOULD ask for the stewardess AND to fly the plane. =)

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  10. The best part is the specific request for a 'peaked' hat.

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  11. Whooossshhhhhhhhh.

    He always tops it off amazingly.

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  12. OMG...I LOVE the "Whooosshhhhhhhh" part! Hilarious!

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  13. Hahaha, love the audio!

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  15. 1. What is a peaked cap?
    2. Whoooossshhhh.... hilarious!

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  16. Umm, Anonymous 16:06? He was ASLEEP? You know, dreaming? As in not conscious?

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  17. Yea, seriously. If he was AWAKE..sure...but the man was asleep. Give him a break.

    And please spare us the psychobabble of his "unconscious" thinking this too. Spare us all.

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  18. If there wasn't a little sexism in this world, we'd all be over-friendly, fake drones. Get over yourself Anon 16:06.

    Love this one. The audio is priceless!

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  19. I'd like to put forward my audio editing skills for free to clean up all of the audio so its nice and loverly, especially for the ring tones :) So when Karen and Adam return please send me a message if your interested :D

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  20. Somehow, the misplaced zeal of Anon 16:06's post makes today's entry all the more entertaining.

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  21. @Casey: Perhaps he means a pilots hat?

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  22. OMG, the very beginning of the audio he sounds like a little kid when he says "It's my turn to fly the plane" It's amazing!

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  23. Wow...that "Yeah...a stewardess" sounded kinda pervy! ;)

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  24. I LOVE YOUR SITE, CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW A MILD MANNERED MAN, TALKS LIKE THAT IN HIS SLEEP THOUGH.
    CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I CAN CET A RECORDER WIDGET LIKE YOU HAVE ON YOUR SITE???
    PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT:
    F410@LIVE.COM
    THANKS,
    GOD BLESS,
    WALTER

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  25. I find the comments nearly as funny as his rantings. Smile

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  26. Yeeeeah....a...stewardess. ;) I love it. Thank you for keeping all the audios up! They are wonderful!!!

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  27. This whole site has completely made my day! Thanks for sharing!

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  28. It's my turn ta turn to fly the plane!

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  29. Hahaha. "Yeah...a stewardess." I love the audio.

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  30. This site never fails to make me smile, no matter what kind of crap my day has been. For that I sincerely thank you!

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  31. I love the way he says Whoosh!

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  32. Anonymous 16:06
    Stop trying to make a mountain out of a molehill. It's people like you that ruin other people's enjoyment.
    Yeah, a stewardess. Whooossshhhhhhhhh

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  33. I needed to laugh on this cold and slushy day. Thanks for providing such giggle-worthy fare.

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  35. @Anon at 16:06: If you really *are* from the Subconscious Police, we'll have to see your badge.........
    ......... and I seem to remember you commenting a couple of days ago, though not at such great length..... 7@=Q

    @Casey: 'peaked' = with a brim, or bill....

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  36. ~Always~ a laugh! And yeah, Julie, I hear it as "try to fly the plane" too.

    LOL! "Subconscious Police"...

    Anon @ 16:06 - it's ok, really it is. :) This is not the stuff of which real-time denigration of human beings is made... It's what goes on in waking hours that counts in that regard.

    Prof ZzzMAN - I miss you!

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  37. So this is the first thing I do in the morning now. I am so going to miss it when I don't have internet for a while. I'll have to catch up when I take my laptop out with me. My favorite saying though is the one about the pirate. It reminds me of Pirates of the Caribbean. Maybe Adam watched this a bit too much?? LOL thanks and keep up the funny posts.
    -April

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  38. Looks to me like anon 16:06 must be a college student that just decided to major in Psych, probably because they thought that Psych 101 was just a lot of fun....you're throwing out WAY too many intellectual words, that you probably had to look up in your little Psych book. To put it simply- if you don't like what you see on this site...just don't log on! It's easy! Leave the rest of us alone who look at it for what it is- ENTERTAINMENT! Like this man is saying these things to consciously upset you! Get a LIFE! He's ASLEEP! DUH! IE: SLEEP TALKIN' MAN!

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  39. Aww, give Anon at 16:06 a break. We weren't all born with a sense of humor! I also suspect the poor creature probably doesn't realize that her/his strict imposition of their rules of conduct on poor sleeping people are exactly the stuff of which real-time denigration of human beings is made. You can't blame a person for ignorance unless it's willful.

    That said, thanks Adam & Karen for leaving us a daily dose of lulz while off on your honeymoon. :)

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  40. Audio's are the best! Adam you are a star!

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  41. Agree with Carrie and Annonymous, if you don't like what you see don't comment! Please it's not life threatening this site it's fun! Get a sense of humour please! Thanks again for not denying us a bit of Adam whilst you're on honeymoon! Enjoy! xxxxxxxxxxx

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  42. lol does he ever get himself in trouble with some of the things he says? What happens if/when he dreams of an affair with another woman? lol

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  43. Um, guys, I think Anon @ 16:06 was joking...

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  44. Has anyone else had the image of Adam and poor Karen on the plane on the way to their honeymoon and Adam falling asleep and doin his thing and Karen trying to muzzle him or just hiding when he gets going stuck in their heads? (Sorry for the run-on sentence there) It's been giving me the giggles since they left! Can't WAIT till they get back and the stories start!

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  45. HAVE TO ASK.
    How does your husband feel about this being shared with the world?
    Deffinately one of the funniest things I've stumbled in a while.

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  46. I took the Whooooosssshhhh as him flying the plane, not a sexual comment about the Stewardess. Am I just old?

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  47. Anon @ 14:58: "Um, guys, I think Anon @ 16:06 was joking..."

    Hah!! I sure hope so, in which case he/she will have been having a grand time with all the reactivity... :) Jumping down throats for jumping down throats... it's a vicious circle...

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  48. Oops - tried to end that with the email version of a grin but it wouldn't accept the brackets. It -is- kind of funny to me how instantly people can turn from enjoyers-of-the-silly to hackers-up-of-the-humorless. I'm with Carrie - cut 'em a break...

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  49. I'm only miffed because Anonymous 16:06 was deleted by the mod before I could read it :(
    ah well, the main thing is I can come here & brighten my day, Thanks Karen & Adam :) you guys are a great team xx

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  50. Don't you geniuses have anything better to do? This guy is all smoke and mirrors,, he's not sleeptalking at all,,,it's not even funny.

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  51. not funny to you 20:29...but to the rest! of US...
    its Yeay, yeh and YEEowza giggles and smokin'up a storm, mirroring in our direction what we would like to or sometimes wish to; to those that we'd rather not give the time of day to...and that's the mistique of meaning what you say, and saying what you mean.

    Over here, it's...get a Life and enjoy or otherwise this here just isn't for the likes of youkind ;)
    - - - golden gummy bear berNARD, said so.

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