Yay! It's my birthday today, and guess what the first thing I was given was? A Pirates of the Caribbean box set. :D Thank you STM for talking about Pirates AND Birthdays. This made my day. :D
I'm pretty sure "My boat; my rules" is indeed a repeat, but I can't be arsed to go find out - in all honesty, if I started looking for it, I would spend all day listening to old STMs :P
Besides, as long as it's funny, does it matter if it's a repeat?
ARRGGHH!ARRGGHH! ARRGGHH! pie rates are funny, hip hip har, eh?
retrospective classics ARRGGHH top dog and funful again...loopdeeloop, they're stringalings from one ship to another, pastship, presentship and futureships passing through the nite, blink and you'll miss 'oh, thar she blows' plunkin' from a dunkin' as sleepadam be-wishes.
a pie whoosh, face it, fun.adam.attacks choosing to wander by, wondering if, with the notion of his potion at work; mind you, his manners are deceptively viewed with one good eye...aye,captain of his boat, we All walk the line with his one liners, for his amusemint, we got hooked, line'd and sink'rd... Argh, c'os, plank calls, STM squashbuckler seas sooooH!... prepare t' be boarded, smokin' seaweed! en voyage prate, a pirate with no eye. . . ARRrrgh matey, stored from the secondhand shop
Glad to see the two of you are alive and well. What better way to come back than with the famous pirate. We seriously missed you folks. Don't ever leave us like that again, lol!!!
oh come on think about this REALLY THINK ABOUT IT! Don't you think that if this was in the slightest bit genuine more people would know about it, the press would take far more interest, and this guy would be inundated with offers from research scientists and academics all over the world! This site would be the most visited place on the net! The greater world simply does not care because most people who encounter 'sleep talkin man' instantly and correctly surmise that THIS IS FAKE. Frank Skinner treated these charlatans with the dismissiveness that they deserve. And rightly so. I'm certain beyond all doubt that one day, probably many years down the line, the truth will emerge and these people will admit their mendacity. Now go ahead and flame me for commenting, insult me, call me a troll but I hate liars in all shapes and forms and these people should come clean.
get a life. If you don't believe ot and think it's fake then bugger off and don't read or listen to this! No one is making you come and check it out! I think it's hilarious, real or fake. I don't care, although after listening to my hubby talk in his sleep about benches for cinnamon buns, I believe.
Anon 01:38 you don't get it, no-one cares if it's real or not, it's just funny.
People do talk in their sleep, my boyfriend is one of them, sometimes they say funny stuff and - oh look - here the funny stuff is written down. All in the name of fun.
Am I the only one who would like to see "I wonder what happens on a pirate's birthday." as a shirt or something? Because I think that would be just perfect!
My boat,my rule's love it
ReplyDeleteHurray for the return of STM! in full-on Pirate mode, no less - Hip-hip ARRR!, indeed.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I love how he just bursts into that second one.
He's got a good thing going with those pirates!
ReplyDeleteButt cheeks ahoy, there she blows is my fav!
Welcome back :-)
Yay! It's my birthday today, and guess what the first thing I was given was? A Pirates of the Caribbean box set. :D
ReplyDeleteThank you STM for talking about Pirates AND Birthdays. This made my day. :D
I missed you guys on my birthday, the 7th. Why no posty-post?
ReplyDeleteI use "my boat, my rules" now and then. I'm thinking of posting it on my office door.
ReplyDeleteMy boat, my rules.... Isn't that a repeat?
ReplyDeleteWhy two days missing here yet the STM sayings appear on Facebook?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure "My boat; my rules" is indeed a repeat, but I can't be arsed to go find out - in all honesty, if I started looking for it, I would spend all day listening to old STMs :P
ReplyDeleteBesides, as long as it's funny, does it matter if it's a repeat?
hey ori... you missed it. says the second one is from Jan 14th of this year.
ReplyDeletehip-hip ARGHHH!
STM you are the man.... you come up with some of the best sayings. thanks for the laugh.
Oh, you're back! Now can we get the retroactive postings that allegedly appear on facebook? Please? We'd be ever so delighted.
ReplyDeletePirates are funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL, a birthday-related musing on my birthday! Love it! Oh, and guess what? I'm getting birthday pie... *sings and does the happy dance*
ReplyDeleteThis site seriously makes my day... I can't get enough of it!! :-)
ReplyDeleteARRGGHH!ARRGGHH! ARRGGHH!
ReplyDeletepie rates are funny, hip hip har, eh?
retrospective classics ARRGGHH top dog and funful again...loopdeeloop, they're stringalings from one ship to another, pastship, presentship and futureships passing through the nite, blink and you'll miss 'oh, thar she blows' plunkin' from a dunkin' as sleepadam be-wishes.
a pie whoosh, face it, fun.adam.attacks choosing to wander by, wondering if, with the notion of his potion at work; mind you, his manners are deceptively viewed with one good eye...aye,captain of his boat, we All walk the line with his one liners, for his amusemint,
we got hooked, line'd and sink'rd...
Argh,
c'os, plank calls,
STM squashbuckler seas sooooH!...
prepare t' be boarded, smokin' seaweed!
en voyage
prate, a pirate with no eye. . .
ARRrrgh matey, stored from the secondhand shop
Hip-hip ARRGGHHH For the return! Do I smell a ringtone?
ReplyDeleteGlad to see the two of you are alive and well. What better way to come back than with the famous pirate. We seriously missed you folks. Don't ever leave us like that again, lol!!!
ReplyDeleteGood thing I got a beard!
ReplyDeleteWhere did you two go galloping off to? I know what they say about mountain air, but, DAMN! Two whole days?
I sincerely love the Arrrgh.
ReplyDeleteoh come on think about this REALLY THINK ABOUT IT!
ReplyDeleteDon't you think that if this was in the slightest bit genuine more people would know about it, the press would take far more interest, and this guy would be inundated with offers from research scientists and academics all over the world! This site would be the most visited place on the net!
The greater world simply does not care because most people who encounter 'sleep talkin man' instantly and correctly surmise that THIS IS FAKE.
Frank Skinner treated these charlatans with the dismissiveness that they deserve. And rightly so.
I'm certain beyond all doubt that one day, probably many years down the line, the truth will emerge and these people will admit their mendacity.
Now go ahead and flame me for commenting, insult me, call me a troll but I hate liars in all shapes and forms and these people should come clean.
get a life. If you don't believe ot and think it's fake then bugger off and don't read or listen to this! No one is making you come and check it out! I think it's hilarious, real or fake. I don't care, although after listening to my hubby talk in his sleep about benches for cinnamon buns, I believe.
ReplyDeleteTo anonymous 01:38, I bet you don't think Robin Williams writes his own stuff either. Does it hurt to be so sure?
ReplyDeleteButt cheeks ahoy! :)
ReplyDeletei think i know whos calling him fake. i have to call my boyfriend.
ReplyDeletefake or not... it's still funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteBUTT CHEEKS AHOY!!! THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
Anon 01:38 you don't get it, no-one cares if it's real or not, it's just funny.
ReplyDeletePeople do talk in their sleep, my boyfriend is one of them, sometimes they say funny stuff and - oh look - here the funny stuff is written down. All in the name of fun.
I don't know about anyone else, but when I clicked on "butt cheeks" it sounded like the chipmunks instead of Adam!
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who would like to see "I wonder what happens on a pirate's birthday." as a shirt or something? Because I think that would be just perfect!
ReplyDeleteThanks a million, STM, for treating me with this little gem on my brithday :)
ReplyDeleteGreat idea - To walk the plank? Might give it a try.
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