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Mar 1 2011

"Jesus nipples on ice! I am NOT going shopping for hamster wigs. No!"
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And here is the ensuing conversation, with accompanying images:

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Yes, I know this is actually a guinea pig.

KAREN: I have a question.
ADAM: Yes?
KAREN: Are hamsters wigs wigs for hamsters, or wigs for people made out of hamster fur?
ADAM: Ooh, that's a good question. Well, if it was the latter, how many hamsters would have to be used?
KAREN: Yeah, but, is it a toupee, or is it like a long-hair wig?
ADAM: No, it's a patch job.
KAREN: 'Cause maybe you'll need then— It's, like, six hamsters.
ADAM: I reckon, it sounds like I'm shopping for my hamster. My hamster needs a wig.
KAREN: Is it for Halloween?
ADAM: I was actually thinking it was for his self-esteem.
KAREN: Awwww.
ADAM: Little baldy hamster.
KAREN: Why does he have low self-esteem?
ADAM: He's bald!
KAREN: Wait! Ok, now, a hamster wig, is it just for the hamster's head, or is it the whole body?
ADAM: I don't know. I'm just imagining this tiny little hamster with an ill-fitting, wrong-coloured little head wig. But he's happy.
KAREN: Google "hamster wigs".
ADAM: (types)
KAREN: (exclamation of shock and awe!)(see image 1)
ADAM: That's what I was thinking.
KAREN: No!
ADAM: Oh, look at that! That is exactly what I'm thinking of. Ill-fitting, wrong-coloured, but he's HAPPY! He is COOL! And that (see image 2) would replace a good man's set of hair.
KAREN: That one, you would just take the whole hamster and just stick it on your head.
ADAM: With velcro.
KAREN: Yeah.
ADAM: You'd have to feed it occasionally, but, you know, it's quite good.
KAREN: Mmm.


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41 comments:

  1. Anonymous1 March 2011 at 08:42

    Image #2 is a guinea pig, is it not?

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  2. Murr Brewster1 March 2011 at 09:07

    You'd have to use weasels if you wanted extensions, I guess.

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  3. Anonymous1 March 2011 at 09:21

    pic 2 is a guinea pig

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  4. Anonymous1 March 2011 at 09:54

    I assume that now hamster wigs is going to go off the chart for most searches! lol

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  5. Anonymous1 March 2011 at 10:00

    I love you :D

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  6. Anonymous1 March 2011 at 10:22

    you just crack me up :D

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  7. Kristin811 March 2011 at 12:19

    I'm only running on 4hrs of sleep so I'm not all with it this morning. I miss read and thought it said hamster wings. Which does sound like something he would say too. HA! :)

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  8. Anonymous1 March 2011 at 13:23

    Love this today! But what is sometimes more mysterious to me than STM's ramblings are how JOIVAL you two are not only first thing in the morning, BUT that soon after waking up? Takes me until at least 11:15.

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  9. Karen Slavick-Lennard1 March 2011 at 13:36

    Yeah, we're both "morning people" as they say. For the most part, we are instantly alert from the moment we wake up.

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  10. Anonymous1 March 2011 at 14:03

    So is it a requirement that once you get a hamster wig, you have to join Flock of Seagulls? ;09

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  11. MsM1 March 2011 at 15:36

    You might also consider Hamster HATS...
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  12. Pat1 March 2011 at 16:56

    There's really only one problem with wearing a hamster on your head - the pellets. Hamsters are EPIC pellet-makers. Wait... it IS still alive, isn't it? ;p

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  13. Grace Alexander1 March 2011 at 17:23

    "Jesus nipples on ice..."

    Adding that one to my repertoire... right next to my sister's fave polemic, "Hot Christ on a cookie sheet!"

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  14. ---Tias---1 March 2011 at 17:35

    I made the mistake to read the lines when I was sitting in a telephone-meeting with the management and totally forgot about it and just bursted out laughing like a madman. It made my day and then I had to tell the rest why I laughed and they too started to laugh. Rest of the meeting went very downhill... :D

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  15. Emma2 March 2011 at 00:16

    Are you sure you need an illustrator?? I mean, google images have helped you out for one part of the quote. As for the other... Well, I'm not sure you'd want that illustrated, would you??

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  16. Anonymous2 March 2011 at 00:39

    Oh my goodness..I've had a pretty lousy day and this post just made it so much better! You guys are awesome! :)

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  17. LA/wts2 March 2011 at 01:11

    I think I saw "Jesus Nipples On Ice!" once..........

    it wasn't quite as good as the original Broadway version.... 7@=Q

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  18. Marilyn B2 March 2011 at 02:20

    @Grace_Alexander, you might like this saying a friend of mine whipped out many years ago, "It's colder than a witch's tit."

    Love the hamster wigs. Really, really love Jesus nipples on ice.

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  19. Anonymous2 March 2011 at 03:50

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I read hamster wings obsess of wigs, which made it equally amusing. I love it!

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  20. Benjamin Sutton2 March 2011 at 16:18

    Everybody knows the only difference between hamsters and guinea pigs (other than size) is the amount of poop they make.

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  21. Anonymous2 March 2011 at 20:10

    I hate to ruin everyone's fun with Jesus nipples on ice, but he pauses after Jesus so it sounds more like two seperate exclamations to me. "Jesus!" and "Nipples on ice!" I still find nipples on ice pretty entertaining on its own though. lol

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  22. Anonymous4 March 2011 at 16:39

    My first thought about the first picture was that he's a member of Flock of Seagulls! Hamster wigs! Too funny!!!!

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  23. wigs14 March 2011 at 11:38

    Nice conversation thanks ..

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  24. Anonymous19 May 2011 at 04:49

    Please, please tell me that you will sell hamster wigs in your store! I'm picturing a wig made to look just like the second hamster, including the hamster face, to be positioned directly above the wearer's eyebrows. (And what do you think about feet, little hamster feet?)

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  25. Flopsy T. Hamster22 December 2011 at 03:59

    OMG!! The photo of the hamster in the Flock Of Seagulls wig was one of my very first Photoshop creations year ago! Not sure how it found it's way here. Someone must have taken it from one of my forum posts on the now defunct Bolt.com. But I stole the original hamster photo off the Internet, so I can't really claim any ownership to it. Not that I would, anyway. I'm glad more people got to see it and found it funny!!

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    Flopsy I remember when you made this. This is too great! OMG I always loved that picture.

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