or click here"When I die, I want a minute party. Best mother-fucking concentrated party in the world ever. Everything after that will just seem a little bit dull. That'll teach 'em."
or click here"There's no carpet. I need carpet. My aubergine can't sleep without carpet. He needs deep pile."
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Karen's notes: For you yanks, aubergine = eggplant. I can just imagine Adam's pet eggplant snuggling down into a nice plush rug.
And, hey, thanks everyone for the birthday wishes yesterday. It made Adam's day all the more wonderful!
It's a shame that "Keep on humming" is probably already trademarked. Otherwise, Hummer should definitely buy this tagline from you: "Ignore everybody. Keep on humming."
ReplyDeleteI love the "minute party"-idea!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 1 - find another forum for your bigotry, alright?
ReplyDeleteI genuinely love the first one. That should be on a t-shirt!
As a chronic insomniac, I find it curiously soothing to listen to this stuff.
ReplyDeleteHaha, love the eggplant one.
ReplyDeleteWas the eggplant one a euphemism? =s
ReplyDeleteOkay, the first one needs to be on a t-shirt! :D
ReplyDeleteThe last one needs to be on something, but I don't know what. ;) It's just funny.
I love the concept of a minute party but do we have to die to get them?
ReplyDeleteLOL .... Okay, Karen, thank you SO much for the translation for the eggplant. I was trying to figure it out, but had read it as "Aborigine" (like the original occupants of Australia). I like the eggplant SO much better!
ReplyDelete"That'll teach 'em"
ReplyDeleteSTM is so vidictive