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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Mar 15 2011

"(an assortment of bizarre sounds, and then) Ignore everybody. Keep on humming."

 or click here
"When I die, I want a minute party. Best mother-fucking concentrated party in the world ever. Everything after that will just seem a little bit dull. That'll teach 'em."
 or click here
"There's no carpet. I need carpet. My aubergine can't sleep without carpet. He needs deep pile."
 or click here
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Karen's notes: For you yanks, aubergine = eggplant. I can just imagine Adam's pet eggplant snuggling down into a nice plush rug.

And, hey, thanks everyone for the birthday wishes yesterday. It made Adam's day all the more wonderful!

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:20

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous15 March 2011 at 09:43

    It's a shame that "Keep on humming" is probably already trademarked. Otherwise, Hummer should definitely buy this tagline from you: "Ignore everybody. Keep on humming."

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  2. Anonymous15 March 2011 at 13:07

    I love the "minute party"-idea!

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  3. S.M. Carrière15 March 2011 at 13:37

    Anonymous 1 - find another forum for your bigotry, alright?

    I genuinely love the first one. That should be on a t-shirt!

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  4. crowleyancanto15 March 2011 at 13:55

    As a chronic insomniac, I find it curiously soothing to listen to this stuff.

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  5. Tyrone15 March 2011 at 15:52

    Haha, love the eggplant one.

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  6. Anonymous15 March 2011 at 15:55

    Was the eggplant one a euphemism? =s

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  7. Lora15 March 2011 at 22:50

    Okay, the first one needs to be on a t-shirt! :D

    The last one needs to be on something, but I don't know what. ;) It's just funny.

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  8. Marilyn B16 March 2011 at 01:00

    I love the concept of a minute party but do we have to die to get them?

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  9. Kay16 March 2011 at 14:28

    LOL .... Okay, Karen, thank you SO much for the translation for the eggplant. I was trying to figure it out, but had read it as "Aborigine" (like the original occupants of Australia). I like the eggplant SO much better!

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  10. Anonymous16 March 2011 at 21:18

    "That'll teach 'em"

    STM is so vidictive

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