Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts. Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam. Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)
"This is not my box. No. Not my box. It doesn't even look like my box. It's your box. This is not my box! (whining pathetically) My box is missing. I CAN'T FIND IT!… Hello? Hello? Is this the home for missing boxes? I've lost my box. Have you got my box? Where's my box?"
I like that you, um, call a unicorn a dickhead... OH! I didn't even—! I only meant that I thought it was funny for you to call a unicorn a dickhead, I didn't even think about the—
ADAM:
—the horn.
KAREN:
Yeah! Do you think he did? Do you think it's accidental?
ADAM:
He's certainly as clever as I am, and I would have straight away... (dropping the bravado) No, I think it's completely accidental.
Sorry about the late postings this week, folks. I'm in the States to see my brother's latest amazing show. This means that Adam has to record himself, then upload the audio file in the morning and send it to me. It's always fun to pop into the mp3 to see what awaits me!
Speaking of my brother's show, if you're in the Boston area, go see 28 Seeds. Use the promo code ERB and you'll get the tickets for half-price. If you want to read a review of it before deciding, here's one.