I think these are some of the best ones STM has said in a while... then again, it's really hard to think of how STM can keep topping himself. Where DOES he come up with this stuff!?
I don't have any cookies but I do have some homemade cupcakes. Will that do? I made the confetti kind and the golden. Some have chocolate frosting, others vanilla, and they all have sprinkles!
Also - why is it that I can totally see Jesus saying that first while face palming himself? And is it wrong that I can see him doing that while being forced to watch a Jersey Shore marathon?
I would like to thanks for the efforts you've put in writing this web site. I am hoping the same high-grade blog post from you in the upcoming also. Actually your creative writing skills have inspired me to get my own web site now.
i wanna thank you for keeping a blog like this! believe it or not, there are actually some people out there who think that sleep-talkers are strange and have something wrong with them, thanks for showing the world that it's NORMAL and that it's NOTHING to be ashamed of!!!!! and that a lot of people (even British businessmen) sleep talk!!!!!! Funny as hell!!!! I wish I sleeptalked funny shit like this!!!!!!! hhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
Haha the second one sounds like me in my revision-crazed state!
ReplyDeleteThe second quote is even funnier if imagined in the voice of Stewie from Family Guy.
ReplyDeleteI think these are some of the best ones STM has said in a while... then again, it's really hard to think of how STM can keep topping himself. Where DOES he come up with this stuff!?
ReplyDeleteA *second* crucifixion? I think this is a new record for putting on airs.
ReplyDeleteWhen the Brits talks about eating biscuits, my mind somehow always go to dog biscuits (bones, cookies, what-ever). Yuck! Try 'em with tea.
ReplyDeleteAnd they'd better be CHOCCIE biccies, too! 7X=E
ReplyDeleteI don't have any cookies but I do have some homemade cupcakes. Will that do? I made the confetti kind and the golden. Some have chocolate frosting, others vanilla, and they all have sprinkles!
ReplyDeleteAlso - why is it that I can totally see Jesus saying that first while face palming himself? And is it wrong that I can see him doing that while being forced to watch a Jersey Shore marathon?
I would like to thanks for the efforts you've put in writing this web site. I am hoping the same high-grade blog post from you in the upcoming also. Actually your creative writing skills have inspired me to get my own web site now.
ReplyDeleteThe second one definitely sounds like a "Stewie" line.
ReplyDeleteI see with blogger down my comment has vanished. *sighs* Well, I'll just repeat it.
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong I can totally see Jesus Christ saying the first while facepalming himself? Perhaps while being forced to watch a Jersey Shore marathon?
"I need this like I need a second crucifixion."
ReplyDelete...Sleeptalkin dude is becoming quite the fringe poet with his nocturnal musings!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletei wanna thank you for keeping a blog like this! believe it or not, there are actually some people out there who think that sleep-talkers are strange and have something wrong with them, thanks for showing the world that it's NORMAL and that it's NOTHING to be ashamed of!!!!! and that a lot of people (even British businessmen) sleep talk!!!!!! Funny as hell!!!! I wish I sleeptalked funny shit like this!!!!!!! hhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
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