"Pitch funk… Potch fig. Hmmm… Poach funk. Pitch figgle. Ohhhhh. Well, what is it? What is it? ... Well who the hell's ever heard of a pitch fork? I mean, jesus, pitch fork, who's ever heard of a pitch fork? Fuck that shit. I'm bored of your garden quizzes. Piss off! Tossbag... I'll fertilize his garden when he's asleep. Shit in his roses. Fucking bollocks."
Hahahahahaha...thank you. I love how he tries his way around the words and then is offended at the real phrase. My pitch fork is henceforth to be known as a pitch figgle.
ummmmm.... sorry STM.... I'm a suburbanite and even I have heard of a pitch fork. lol btw I think "I'll fertilize his garden when he is asleep." should be on a t-shirt or a mug. ooooo a ringtone.
Pitch figgle? This needs an infomercial.
ReplyDeletelove the way he said 'shit in his roses'
ReplyDeleteI wonder if we'll ever see multiple personalities from STM. like a two way conversation? that would be interesting....
ReplyDeleteGot to be one of the funniest thing I've heard him say! And that's saying something.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha...thank you. I love how he tries his way around the words and then is offended at the real phrase. My pitch fork is henceforth to be known as a pitch figgle.
ReplyDeleteummmmm.... sorry STM.... I'm a suburbanite and even I have heard of a pitch fork. lol
ReplyDeletebtw I think "I'll fertilize his garden when he is asleep." should be on a t-shirt or a mug. ooooo a ringtone.
Ahhhhhhahahahaha! That's so great! Pitch funk… Potch fig. Poach funk. Pitch figgle. *snicker*
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