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June 4 2011

"I would gargle contents of the arseholes of the recently dead than go out with you. It's not a hard choice really."
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"My moose doesn't moo. It's broken. Broken moose! Fix it please. Fix my moose to moo. Moooose moooooooo."
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Karen's notes: I could tell that Adam was JUST about to start talking this morning, when he suddenly woke up yelling that the pillow was attacking him. Totally gutted. So, these are from the nest-egg.

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8 comments:

  1. Anonymous4 June 2011 at 14:49

    Well, STM did say he would be back in 2 days yesterday. So Perhaps he will be back tonight to share his intellect with us.
    That first one would be great on a card for ex's valentines. utterly priceless to say the least.
    I thought only cows moo'ed. could be the moose isn't really broken. unless cows now coo, but what would pigeons do? hmmmmmm.....

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  2. Anonymous4 June 2011 at 17:26

    Moose don't really moo ... they make snorty, bellowy noises (and the males can get quite musical during mating season).

    What's more amazing than the noises they make, though, is the noises they DON'T make. Moose are huge, weighing upwards of 650 kilos (1500lbs or so) and standing 2 metres (6 or 7 feet) tall at the shoulder when full grown (and the males can have antlers extending a meter or more above their heads and out to the sides). Yet these huge creatures can move with absolute silence through a heavily forested area, without catching their massive antlers on the trees or cracking lots of branches underfoot. They can actually sneak up on you!

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  3. Anonymous4 June 2011 at 21:04

    You've got to watch those pillows; they can catch you unawares too!

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  4. Anonymous5 June 2011 at 02:51

    Anonymous at 14:49 queried, "I thought only cows moo'ed. could be the moose isn't really broken. unless cows now coo, but what would pigeons do?"

    Easy - pigeons poo!

    >rimshot< Thank you, thank you very much!

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  5. Kristin815 June 2011 at 23:31

    OH STM how I missed you! I just moved into a new house and one of the first things I had to do (after we got the internet up and running) was to catch up on all you sleep antics! :)

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  6. Claire (and Nikki)7 June 2011 at 19:59

    Why oh why couldn't you have gotten audio of Adam being attacked by a pillow! What a brilliant sound byte that could have been. *sigh*

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  7. Unknown10 January 2013 at 03:20

    What is so funny to me is that my sister and I have been using moose and cow as nicknames for a long time. I am Moose and she is Cow.

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