"Is it me, or has the ground gone to jelly? Fun. I can bounce... Bounce... Fun." "So this is what it feels like to be a gum...

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I am not very happy. Bollocks! Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear." "L...

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a fucking retard. Really." [ in a cute, sing-song voice ] "Time to bounc...

[ quite suddenly, upon waking ] "Click!"

"You spin me. You spin me round and round. Stop spinning me!" "Yeah. Yeah. Fly me. Fly me...... far away and then fuck off....

[ with disgust ] "Stupid fucking fishcakes." Wife's note: This gem of wisdom was uttered while Adam dozed next to me on the...

"Give me one good reason why not." "Iiiiii'm gonna poke you in the eye." "You shouldn't say things like...

[ quite suddenly, upon waking ] "Get the python!"

"Yeah right. Poo stains." [ matter-of-factly ] "Ouch." "Where do you think YOU'RE going, hmmm?  I knew it. ...

"It had legs." "Yeah, you lay down, I'll get the tennis racket." "I don't like aubergines." [ chuc...

"So when's it my turn, you know?......  Goody!" "Squishy finger. My favorite game. Yep."

"I must declare these trousers are huuuuge....  mmmhhmmmm.... baggy." "When did you turn into a bug? Strange." ...

[ while drifting off to sleep during a sensible conversation ] "The plumbing doesn't help with the cucumbers anymore." [ sud...

"Consider yourself fired................ dickhead." [ with great disdain ] "You asswipe." Wife's note: I just w...

[ suddenly, upon waking ] "Tiger!"