"Why don't you stop looking for answers when your questions have as much weight as a turd floating out to sea."   or click h...

"Listen: It's about time you grew up, and stopped trying to take over the world."   or click here "Oooooh! I'm in l...

"I'm gonna make you laugh so hard your holes will leak. Wet pants time!"   or click here __________ Karen's notes: Any...

"I like the way you look. The way you walk. Your eyes... But your voice, dear god, your voice!"   or click here "Next time ...

"Oh Baby. There's always time to eat pie. Always."   or click here __________ Karen's notes: This one's from the n...

"Don't trust the sweet potatoes. They'll take over the kitchen. You've got to keep an eye on them. Let them out. Don't!...

Remember those days when I was posting only one audio clip every few days (what was I thinking?!)? Well, I've been considering that gold...

"You don't make any sense. You must be part of the alien menace. Stop with the retarded hand gestures already. Stop!"   or c...

"I curse you with my words! Taste the venom in my spittle!"   or click here "Oh, I hope it fucking pisses down on you. I am...

"Where are you? Where aaaaaare yoooouu? Where have you gone? Helllooooooo? Hellooooooo? Where are yooo-oou-uuu? Where aaaaare you? ( wh...

"My bus. My new bus. Mmmm, shiny. Big shiny new bus. I love my bus. Get the FUCK OFF MY BUS! My bus! Shiny and new. Big red shiny bus, ...

"Oh, the badgers have returned! And this time they're carrying heat."   or click here That's "packing heat",...

"Your three steps to happiness: Sex, Food, Me."   or click here "Cock-a-doodle noodle soup, dickhead!"   or click he...

"If you squeeze me, will I pop? I do have the potential to be a messy bastard, and a little bit icky."   or click here "Of ...

"Foofy-woofy, kitten mitts. I'm so cute. Look how fucking cute I am. I'm so fucking cute, mother fucker!"   or click her...