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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Dec 25 2009

"I don't want to watch. I want to get my hands dirty, all the way up to my shoulder. Filthy."

"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"


  1. I just discovered this blog and I think I'm in love. TO MANY WHISKERS! It reminds me of this:

  2. Seriously brilliant. Too many whiskers is just gold.

  3. "I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"

    Hands down my favorite!

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    I used to know a guy who would sleep talk, but nothing quite this entertaining. Though my favorite was a description of a delicious home-cooked meal... I just remember him rambling on about cornbread throughout the night making me hungry!

  4. oh this is so so funny!! i am at college and my roommate talks in her sleep but nothing as crazy as this!

  5. "I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"

    OMG, if you put THIS on a t-shirt I would totally buy it. *dies laughing*

  6. The kittens/whiskers may be the best one ever.
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  7. Just found this and I've totally disrupted the office by screaming with laughter - the tears are running down my face and I can hardly breathe! Superb... thank your husband for being such a good sport.

  8. The kittens are on a t-shirt! (I've ordered mine) >..<

  9. I laugh viewing the clip on MSNBC, this main article and every time someone mentioned it in a comment.
    Most excellent.

  10. I was reading through all the posts trying to contain my laughter. I burst out laughing when i read the kittens!

    Note to self: Do not read at work...

  11. Oh, dear God, the whiskers. Cannot stop laughing.

  12. "I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!" By far my favorite! >^..^<

  13. Whatever is he trying to get the kittens to do that is obstructed by thier whiskers?

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