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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20091227

Dec 26 2009

"Being in the same room with you makes me want to suck the pus out of a rancid nasty rectum."

"Do you like what you see? No? Well, bloody look harder. Strain your eyes!"

"I've got a really terrible terrible feeling about this custard tart. Terrible."

"Peeing standing up rules!"

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  7. "Do you like what you see? No? Well, bloody look harder. Strain your eyes!"

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  9. I have to wonder if some of the things he says while dreaming are those witty comebacks you think up after the fact, but don't have a chance to use? The ones that you repeat in your head, sometimes.

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  10. That is possibly the most distrubing sentence I have ever read

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  11. who is it in his dreams that he seems to hate so much? Is he just very anti-social?

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  12. i've just had the best fifteen mins ever laughing til i literraly cried! bless you, listening to this every night, genius!! Sx

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  13. David Starkey Dallas, TX22 January 2010 00:40

    "Peeing standing up rules!"

    PUT THIS ON MEN'S BRIEFS IMMEDIATELY!

    ON SECOND THOUGHT:
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  14. "peeing standing up rules!" you should definately put that on a shirt...men will love it

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  15. I'll pass on the custard tart, thank you.

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