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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20091227

Dec 26 2009

"Being in the same room with you makes me want to suck the pus out of a rancid nasty rectum."

"Do you like what you see? No? Well, bloody look harder. Strain your eyes!"

"I've got a really terrible terrible feeling about this custard tart. Terrible."

"Peeing standing up rules!"

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:52

47 comments:

  1. BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!

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  2. "Peeing standing up rules!" WIN!!

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  3. Oh my gosh the first one is horrible! lol

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  4. You're telling me... How do you think I felt actually HEARING it?!

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  5. Is he this clever with his insults when he's conscious? I keep seeing great ones in this blog and going, "ooh, I have to use that on someone I REALLY don't like!"

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  6. I really love the last sentence hahahaha

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  7. "Do you like what you see? No? Well, bloody look harder. Strain your eyes!"

    God I need this on a shirt. Your husband's dream life is just epic. ;3;

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  8. hahaha this is hilarious!

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  9. I have to wonder if some of the things he says while dreaming are those witty comebacks you think up after the fact, but don't have a chance to use? The ones that you repeat in your head, sometimes.

    Oh, and kudos to you for ignoring the haters! Keep it up.

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  11. That is possibly the most distrubing sentence I have ever read

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  12. who is it in his dreams that he seems to hate so much? Is he just very anti-social?

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  13. i've just had the best fifteen mins ever laughing til i literraly cried! bless you, listening to this every night, genius!! Sx

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  14. David Starkey Dallas, TX22 January 2010 00:40

    "Peeing standing up rules!"

    PUT THIS ON MEN'S BRIEFS IMMEDIATELY!

    ON SECOND THOUGHT:
    PUT IT ON PANTIES TOO!

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  15. "peeing standing up rules!" you should definately put that on a shirt...men will love it

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  16. I'll pass on the custard tart, thank you.

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  17. COMPLETE BULL$hIT.. i dont believe one bit of it

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