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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Jan 16 2010

"Monkey power! Straight from the jungle."

[our very little dog, Molly, is head-butting Adam to get under the covers] Don't push. Stop pushing... [by now Molly has already wandered away] Back the fuck off!"

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Karen's note: Yes, Adam was definitely still asleep for all of that.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 08:25

42 comments:

  1. Dreamweaver17 January 2010 at 09:09

    Monkey Power! Why didnt you put a banana under his nose and let him breath its aroma, wonder what he would of made of that! What is Adams obsession with animals?

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  2. A Daft Scots Lass17 January 2010 at 09:11

    LOL....monkey power!

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  3. Mischi17 January 2010 at 09:21

    Hehe! You should definatly start doing stuff to your husband while asleep and watch his reaction ;)

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  4. Unknown17 January 2010 at 09:30

    Oooh errr! what sort of stuff should she do? Adam's sleep talking is priceless!

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  5. Gareth17 January 2010 at 10:00

    The monkey power one should be on the t-shirts, definitely. With a picture of a monkey! A bad-ass, fighting monkey!

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  6. Anonymous17 January 2010 at 10:10

    I wonder if he is a very creative person? They tend to have more imaginative dreams...

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  7. Anonymous17 January 2010 at 10:15

    i really like that "Monkey Power!!!"

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  8. Anonymous17 January 2010 at 11:02

    T-Shirt of the century would have to be a picture of the very little dog with the phrase 'back the f#ck off' printed underneath it. Priceless.

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  9. Anonymous17 January 2010 at 11:17

    I would love to hear a mild mannerd british man say monkey power

    I can't wait for audio

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  10. Anonymous17 January 2010 at 12:01

    Thank you for all of this. Watching my husband reading it last night - and reading them out to me - was great. He will soon be the proud owner of the 'f*ck off and let me bask...' T shirt.

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  11. Karin17 January 2010 at 12:04

    I absolutely love your blog! I laugh out loud every single entry :)

    Thanks for sharing!

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  12. Anonymous17 January 2010 at 12:26

    Thank you so much for this it really brightens my day. I found out about this page in the Sun Newspaper last week and logg on everyday now just to see whats he has said now!!!!!! The first night i read this page i was actually in real pain from laughin so much. Great work please,please please keep this goin forever!!!!!! :)

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  13. cocobean71917 January 2010 at 12:30

    Hiya, just found your blog today. Has sleeptalkingman been to a sleep clinic for his sleep talking. I can definately relate. I have locks on my doors and windows for my sleep walking/talking.

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  14. Thinker17 January 2010 at 13:54

    I think you're thought process is fantastic. You don't waste anything apparently. The whole world is wonderful fodder for your personal skill honing and our enjoyment and appreciation.
    I hope to someday see a movie about your monkey power head butting dog and sleep talking hubby. More power to you and all those truly active brain cells you see fit to share. I love it! I Think I may even begin to talk like a pirate, why not lmao :>)

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  15. Katie17 January 2010 at 14:37

    I love your blog. I discovered it after listening to BBC Radio 2 with Steve Wright in the afternoon. Your other half is a legend. So so funny. My hubby talks a bit in his sleep too, and does very strange things like holding his arm straight up in the air for ages. Anyway thank you for sharing. X

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  16. Anonymous17 January 2010 at 14:45

    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=Adam&def=Karen

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  17. DaHerbalis'17 January 2010 at 16:47

    Adam is my new hero. I love him. =)

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  18. Leonard church17 January 2010 at 16:59

    awesome I love this place I found it 3 days ago through a freind. Truly great comedy.

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  19. tlc17 January 2010 at 17:16

    I stumbled across your blog yesterday and fell in love! This is seriously one of the funniest things I have ever read. I had to post the link on my FB page so everyone can enjoy it like I do. THANK YOU!

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  20. Anonymous17 January 2010 at 17:18

    I like that post...ha ha..

    http://salesmanjogja1.blogspot.com/2009/12/astagacom-lifestyle-on-net.html

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  21. Gini17 January 2010 at 17:20

    As a younger person, I was a sleeptalker. Thankfully no one thought to record my inane ramblings. Now I'm an insomniac who gets to listen to her husband's grumbling...none of it as funny as Adam's.

    Thanks for sharing it with the world. I wish you all sorts of fame and success and buttloads of money!

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  22. Cat17 January 2010 at 17:23

    After talking my sister this morning about things I say and get up to at night she said I should take a butchers at this and it makes me laugh. My poor boyfriend has to put up with lots for my night time activites so he will need to be introduced too. He banned me from watching 'I'm a celeb' after I woke him (and me) out 3 nights in a row shouting 'SPIDERS!!' But mostly I am highly abusive, which is funny in the morning...

    Loving thinking about what Adam could possibly be dream about, I'm sure you could make them into a great movie or something.

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  23. Anonymous17 January 2010 at 18:06

    I came across you all via the Daily Mail and have been laughing my butt off reading Adam's nighttime comments. :) I talk a little in my sleep, I'm told and just this morning as I woke up I said that I was "apprehensive about the treaty with the Pillow People." WTF?? XD

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  24. Pam @ herbieontherun.com17 January 2010 at 20:12

    LOL I would totally buy a "Monkey Power!" tshirt.

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  25. Anonymous17 January 2010 at 21:46

    Pork chops are nice, hmmmm, dangle them from the ceiling, My favourite

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  26. W,Shidala17 January 2010 at 21:51

    This guy is a genius, vegans beware,. I stumbled across this guy's story in the Newspaper and have been laughing my lungs out since. Keep taking notes dear, we need them

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  27. Christina Harper17 January 2010 at 22:11

    I have a feeling that monkey power is going to become a new catchphrase for the masses. :)

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  28. Karen Slavick-Lennard17 January 2010 at 23:30

    Good evening everyone. It's Karen (you know who). Sorry I haven't responded sooner or to anyone's individual comment, but things have got a little crazy here.

    We are in the middle of a whirlwind. The media are all over us. We are trying to navigate our way through this and stay in one piece. We have done a quote a few newspaper and radio interviews but it is still mazing how many other radio stations have been talking about us - so thanks for letting us know about Steve Wright, I will check out iPlayer.

    Thank you so much for all your continues support. Adam and I do love your posts and yes, we will be making 'Monkey Power' into a T shirt soon. We are constantly creating more T shirts as we have so many requests.

    Right, early night for us tonight. Adam is already snoozing next to me. (typical). We are on This Morning in the UK tomorrow morning. I am still trying to work out how I can get my folks back home to see this!

    Goodnight everybody, and thank you again.

    Karen

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    1. Anonymous27 July 2015 at 18:37

      The British TV and radio stations seem to be a bit fussy about viewers abroad not watching their stuff (I'm speaking from past experience). It's a shame, I'd like to watch some full programs from ITV here in Sweden, not just clips (it's their This Morning YouTube channel and their clip of the interview they did with you and Adam that lead me here by the way, I was looking at their channel in hope pf catching interviews with actors). I love your blog, the ramblings are very funny indeed!!

      Magnus, Sweden

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  29. Fanboy Wife18 January 2010 at 01:34

    All my husband does is snore in his sleep. This is far more entertaining.

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  30. Anonymous18 January 2010 at 02:50

    you guys are legends, loving what you do, hope you go far :) will keep reading your blog. Looking forward to hearing some recordings

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  31. That Freebie Place18 January 2010 at 07:43

    LOL! This is my new favorite blog :-)

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  32. The Duke18 January 2010 at 11:52

    he must've had a big meal before bed in this case.. he hasn't talked about food since oh, idk, last night? snicker snicker har har... :)

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  33. Craig18 January 2010 at 12:46

    this is the best blog the world has ever known hahaha

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  34. Anonymous18 January 2010 at 12:53

    Found out about this on This Morning, it's hilarious! My ex-boyfriend used to sleeptalk and say things similar to Adam, "The monkeys are back, so many monkeys, with red jackets. Why are they after me?" "Only when i've been drinking, does the ferret live. Before then he is just an illusion." I could actually have a conversation with him while he was asleep! But Adam sounds even funnier!

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  35. Anonymous18 January 2010 at 15:51

    best.blog.ever

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  36. Monica22 January 2010 at 18:23

    Just found you guys today! Love it. I've sat at my computer and laughed for at least 20 mins. Thanks!
    I'd love to see "Monkey Power straight from the jungle" on a tshirt - I'd buy it for my husband in a heartbeat!

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  37. Anonymous22 January 2010 at 21:21

    I love the Monkey Power one! That's GOT to be a shirt! Ever thought of making bumper stickers too?

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  38. Brian H12 February 2010 at 21:48

    Edit: Your second quote is missing an opening quote mark.

    My ex sleep mumbled and shouted; mostly incomprehensible, in a deep male voice, and ordering someone to get out. Urgent, scared, scary stuff. She had a fairly rough childhood, which might be the source of some of it.

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